Obsessively imagining your worst phobias
| Obsessively imagining your worst phobias | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1993 |
| Locations | Your Bung Chakra, Your Guts Chakra |
| Hit Points | 75% of Player's Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | eyebrow, goop, tentacle |
| Drops | chakra sludge, negative lump, negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting obsessively imagining your worst phobiasCockroaches? Clowns? Being buried alive? How about being buried alive by cockroaches wearing clown makeup?
No wait -- being buried alive in cockroaches wearing clown makeup.
Hit Message(s):
Okay but what about that scene in that movie where the evil ventriloquist dummy drags the girl under her bed, screaming? Oof! Argh!
You imagine being trapped in a car wreck, pinned by a twisted piece of metal impaled through your torso, clawing at the jammed-shut door as a slow line of rubberneckers drives past, watching impassively. Ooh! Argh!
Ever see one of those photograps where they magnify a tiny spider like 100 times so you can see every little hair and claw? Ever imagine what it would feel like if one of those monsters crawled behind your eyeball? Eek! Oof!
You imagine, in horrible detail, what it would feel like to be wedged in a crack in the earth and unable to free yourself. And also you're a mile underground. And you're upside-down. Careful, you're starting to hyperventilate. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ugh!
You calmly remind yourself that, although ventriloquist dummies are indeed horrible, very very few of them are actually alive.
You calmly remind yourself that, with very few exceptions, spiders are tiny and harmless and not at all interested in you or what's inside your mouth.
You calmy remind yourself that driving carefully and remaining undistracted and alert will reduce your odds of a crash to well below a reasonable threshold of risk, and anyway soon all the cars will drive themselves so it won't be your fault.
You imagine yourself eating a delicious slice of pie. ... ...oh wait, that isn't scary at all. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: chakra sludge (% chance)* |
Occurs at Your Bung Chakra and Your Guts Chakra.
