Your Bung Chakra

A primary stat of is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

(It is recommended that you have at least <mainstat> to adventure here.)

Combat Adventures

what you totally should have said that one time -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie Monster Defense: Player's Muscle Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

obsessively imagining your worst phobias -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: chakra sludge, negative lump, negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+3 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie+3 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+3 Hit Points: 75% of Player's Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

the most embarrassing moment in your entire life -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: negative lump Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* Player's Moxie Monster Defense: Player's Muscle Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None Damage Resistance: ?

Your Bung Chakra starts at 0% clean. Each monster defeated increased your cleanliness by 1%, with the message: "This Chakra is now X% clean."
- The amount each monster increases the cleanliness itself increases every day. The day after it was introduced, each monster defeated increased it by 2%. The day after that, 3%. And so on.
Message received when Your Bung Chakra reaches 100% clean:
With the last of the metaphysical-spiritual crap in the immediate vicinity taken care of, your Bung chakra glows with a steady, deep red light. You feel much more in tune with your bung, and resolve not to take it for granted in the future. Maybe you could take it dancing or something. Anyway, Tammy said there were five more chakras, right? Perhaps you should go ask her what the next one is. Or you could just hang out here a while longer and keep beating up stray bad vibes.

"This Chakra is clean" may be a reference to a scene in the 1982 film Poltergeist in which a spiritual medium proclaims, "This house is clean!" (She is wrong.)