Official seal

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official seal You're fighting an official seal

You approach the portal and find yourself face to face with an important-looking Infernal seal -- it's bedecked with medals (which appear to be pinned directly to its skin -- gross!) and wearing a fancy military hat (no, wait, that's just what its head is shaped like -- double gross!) and a dressy red uniform (which, as it turns out, is 100% scabs. I give up.)

It opens its mouth, and instead of the stream of profanities you normally expect from Infernal seals, you are instead treated to a stream of rapidly-clotting blood.

Hit Message(s):

It picks a scab off of its back and hurls it at you like a disgusting shuriken. Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

It belches a spray of blood onto your <arse>. The blood is surprisingly hot! Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ugh! (hot damage)

Miss Message(s):

It moves to attack you, but gets distracted and starts picking at one of its scabs.

It belches a spray of blood toward your <arse>, but it clots into a harmless but disgusting puff of powdered scabs before it hits you.


After Combat
You acquire an item: boiling seal blood (?% chance)*
You acquire an item: scabrous seal epaulets (?% chance)*
You acquire an item: abyssal battle plans

Occurs in A Yawning Abyssal Portal.

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