Operation Successful, Patient Still Deceased
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The bugbear mortician in charge looks at you with newfound respect as you pull out the last piece. "That was mighty fine autopsyin', young'n," he says. "Are you sure you weren't meant to join the trade? I could use a skilled apprentice."
"It's tempting, but I like adventuring just fine, thanks," you say. "I'll see you around, I guess."
"Oh, eventually everybody sees me," the mortician replies, demonstrating why he's never invited to any parties. Then he adds, "Computer! Reroute power from Morgue Lights to the Elevator!"