Peace, Bra!
Your skin begins to crawl even before you enter the next level of the basement. Once you open the door, you can see why: you've wandered into a keg party/drum circle for Pi Eta Tau Alpha, the hippy fraternity! These bizarre hybrids have finally put aside their differences, realizing what hippies and frat boys have in common: a love of herbal brownies and smoke-inhalation, a corresponding shallow appreciation for reggae music, and respect for the importance of brotherhood.
You watch them circulate, paddling each other with cruelty-free organic paddles, doing beer bongs and regular bongs, all without mussing their emo-dreads or staining their hemp polo shirts. Your stomach churns, especially when you see you're going to have to cross the whole room without getting paddled *and* without your nose falling off.
| Hold your nose and watch your back |
One of the hippy frat boys gives you a hug, which is bad enough, but then he slides his hand down and pinches your -- well, let's just say at least he isn't paddling. Ugh, man.
 | You lose X hit points. (sleaze damage) |
| You lose X hit points. (stench damage) |
- if this beats you up
- You reel from the indignity and the smell, and as you stagger you feel a solid smack to your hindquarters, accompanied by a whiff of what goes on under the arms of someone who has been swinging a paddle for several hours. Everything goes kind of black after that, which is almost an improvement.
- if you survive
- You back away from the grabby hugger and manage to make it through the room without getting a contact high, paddling, sneezing fit, dousing with cheap cologne, phatty dread, or any bad pick-up lines. Whew!
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
References
- Pi Eta Tau Alpha would be the Greek letters that correspond to PETA.
Singled Out
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Peace, Bra!
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Still Better Than Pistachio
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Unholy Writes
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The Unthawed
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| Tests Cold and Sleaze | Tests Sleaze and Stench | Tests Stench and Hot | Tests Hot and Spooky | Tests Spooky and Cold |
| Use Coldform | Use Sleazeform | Use Stenchform | Use Hotform | Use Spookyform |
