Porkham Asylum

First Adventure

Porkham Asylum (adventure)

former guard

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Item Drops: None
Meat Drop: None
Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown
Monster Defense: unknown
Hit Points: 24-26
Initiative: 0
Elemental Alignment: None

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	Item Drops: None Meat Drop: None Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit:* unknown Monster Defense: unknown Hit Points: 24-26 Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: None

mid-level mook

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Item Drops: high-grade explosives^q, high-tensile-strength fibers^q, high-grade metal^q
Meat Drop: None
Monster Level: unknown • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: unknown
Monster Defense: unknown
Hit Points: 19-21?
Initiative: 0
Elemental Alignment: None

Assessing the Asylum
	Brood: Restore all Bat-Health. Investigate: +10% Progress Look for clues inside a storage closet: 6 pieces of high-grade metal Make your own shortcut: +25% Progress Note: The shortcut option uses a bat-o-mite and can be chosen only once.

MEANWHILE...
	Fight her: Fight The Author Maybe not: Leave Note: Occurs once you have reached 100% progress

After all normal combats, you get one of the following messages:

You find an inmate standing in a pile of "BONK" sound effects and repeatedly banging his head on the wall.
You find an empty ballpoint pen, broken in half.
You see a "BIFF!" sound effect further down the hall.
You find a half-conscious guard muttering something about "the gutters".
You find a half-evaporated narration box reading "...thor's devious pla..."

(+3% Bat-Progress)

After defeating The Author, you get the following message when trying to adventure here:

The madness of Porkham Asylum has settled back down to its normal level, now that The Author isn't pulling the strings anymore.