Purple Beast energy drink

Purple Beast energy drink

This is an energy drink marketed to teenaged jocks, exhorting them to "Unleash the Beast." It's funny how the once the beast is unleashed, it's mostly interested in giving wedgees to nerds.

Type: spleen item (crappy)
Toxicity: 3
Selling Price: 30 Meat.

(In-game plural: Purple Beast energy drinks)

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Item number: 9958
Description ID: 522759471
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Obtained From

The Neverending Party

jock

When Consumed

You "slam the beast," then give a couple of nerds a couple of wedgees. Each.

You 10-20 Strongness. You 10-20 Enchantedness. You 10-20 Sarcasm.

You gain 3 PvP Fights.

See Also

• Extra PvP Fights

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