Salaryninja
| Salaryninja | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1312 |
| Locations | 1st Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 2nd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 3rd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building |
| Hit Points | 80 |
| Attack | 78 |
| Defense | 72 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | 12-18 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | pencil kunai, pencil kunai, weighted paperclip chain |
| Quest | zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card, CEO office card |
| Manuel | cheap clip-on ninja tie |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a salaryninjaIf I tried to explain to you how much I hate ninjas, we'd be here 'til Christmas -- or whatever passes for Christmas in this crazy place.
The only thing worse than a ninja is one whose day job is in an office building, and who spends his day thinking up new ways to kill people with a binder clip.
Hit Message(s):
A small bomb landed at my feet and exploded, spraying push-pins everywhere. What the hell did he make the gunpowder out of? Eek! Eek! Eek!
He threw two sharpened pencils at my eyes. Holding my hand up Three Stooges-style did nothing to defend me. Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
The salaryninja suddenly appeared from around a cubicle partition, and used a deadly attack known only as the Three-Hole Punch. Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
The salaryninja scampered out of sight, then dive-bombed me from a gap in the acoutical ceiling tiles. Ow! Ouch! Oof!
A box of pushpins landed near my feet and broke open, spraying the pins around the floor. I carefully stepped over them.
He threw two sharpened pencils at my eyes, but I ducked behind a watercooler. The punctured bottle leaked onto my hat. Dammit.
The salaryninja suddenly appeared from around a cubicle partition, but it wasn't one I was standing near.
Suddenly, the salaryninja disappeared in a puff of smoke. I coughed and waved the smoke away, and discovered he was still standing in the same place. He shrugged. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: pencil kunai (30% chance)* |
| You acquire an item: pencil kunai (20% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: weighted paperclip chain (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 2 card |
| You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 3 card |
| You acquire an item: CEO office card |
Notes
- zaibatsu level 2 card drops on the 1st floor.
- zaibatsu level 3 card drops on the 2nd floor.
- CEO office card drops on the 3rd floor.
