Simple hobo
| Simple hobo | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2006 |
| Locations | Crimbo's Hat, Crimbo's Reindeer, Crimbo's Sack |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+5 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+5 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, bindle, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting simple hoboA simpler life and a simpler time. Just riding the rails with no responsibilities and not a care in the world.
Hit Message(s):
The hobo bludgeons you with his bindle, which turns out to contain his rock collection. Ow! Ow! Ouch!
The hobo socks you in the nose. With one of his own socks. Ow! Eek! Eek! (stench damage)
The hobo whips his bindle like the arm of a trebuchet, launching a 95 kilogram stone projectile at you from a distance of over 300 meters. (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ugh! Ugh!
The hobo tries to hit you with the bundle on his bindle, but has a bindle bundle blunder.
The hobo tries to sock you in the nose, but he forgot to take the sock off first. So I guess he tries to kick you? But anyway he misses and falls over.
"Hhhey buddy cnya spare a nickel fer cuppa cawfee," the hobo slurs at you, then passes out. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo's Sack.
Notes
- Has 75% delevelling resistance.
