Stinky cheese sword

stinky cheese sword

In Russia, cheese cuts you!

Type: weapon (1-handed sword)
Damage: 10 - 20
Cannot be discarded

+Z/3 Stench Damage

NOTE: This item cannot be equipped while in Hardcore.

(In-game plural: stinky cheese swords)

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Obtained From

Items

stinky cheese ball

stinky cheese eye (without Spirit of Rigatoni or special sauce glove)

Staff of Queso Escusado

When Squished

Holding your nose with one hand, you squish the stinky cheese into a new shape with your other hand. You lose 5% of your maximum hit points. (stench damage)

You acquire an item: stinky cheese diaper

Notes

• The stench damage enchantment is +Z/3, rounded down, with a minimum of +1.
• Z is the current value of your "stinky cheese counter". At the end of any combat, the counter increases by the number of unique stinky cheese items you have equipped. The counter is capped at 100 and is reset to 0 at rollover (or on ascension).
• The counter increases at the end of combat even if the combat did not cost an adventure (free runaways, Infernal Seals, BRICKO fights, etc.). Non-combat adventures do not affect the counter.

References

• Cut the cheese is slang for flatulence.
• In Russia, joke tells Yakov Smirnoff.

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage

Collection

• 🥇: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708), Pizzaboy (#745130) - 3
• 🥉: Artie Effham (#976900), Cheesetoshiba (#873250), Dah Cheese (#128335), Donavin69 (#2151136), DosBoot (#115656), Dread Pirate Roberts1 (#476550), Ducky (#437211), Emerilla (#1339329) - 1

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