Talk:2002 Mr. Store
Spooky VHS Tape Legend has it that anyone who views this tape will die within 7 days. It has a 6% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which is still better than The Adventures of Pluto Nash.
Type: combat item Selling Price: 50 Meat.
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt ... and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt! (Two years later.) It's a shame torsos weren't invented 'til 2005, or this could've been an actual shirt.
Type: accessory Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Maximum HP +2 Maximum MP +2 +2 Adventure(s) per day when equipped +2 Muscle Stat(s) Per Fight +2 Mysticality Stat(s) Per Fight +2 Moxie Stat(s) Per Fight
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of these at a time.
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw The lovelorn writings of woman trying her best to find love in the big city.
Type: usable Selling Price: 50 Meat.
pro skateboard This pro skateboard was endorsed by a bird, back in their prime. It lets you do some sick moves during combat. Set off some T.N.T., and by the time you get to Arizona you'll be covered in bloodstains (Darkness Version).
Type: accessory Selling Price: 50 Meat. Weapon Damage +10 Moxie +10% Do some awesome moves in combat!
- Do a Kickflip! - Damage and stun
- Do a Method! - Delevel
- Do an Epic Mc Twist! - "Get your opponent all twisted around and get roughly twice as much stuff if you defeat them."
Mr. Accessaturday After seven days spent wasting your time, Saturday's when you get the party started. Hey baby, pass the Courvoisier, Part II.
Type: accessory Selling Price: 50 Meat. Muscle +1 Mysticality +1 Moxie +1 Amazing on Saturday!
Meat Butler A stylish butler for your campsite. Imagine the time you'll save with him to look up websites for you.
Type: usable Selling Price: 50 Meat.
- Gives meat when you use it, +4 adventures per day
Loathing Idol Microphone With this microphone, you can take the stage and sing your heart out for a chance to impress the judges and win the votes of millions of Loathers for the title of next Loathing Idol. (Grammy awards not guaranteed; that's on you.) The battery is fully charged.
Type: usable Selling Price: 50 Meat.
- 100% battery
- 25% per usage
You've got the skills to pay the pills and the rhymes to do the finds. Never Fumble +50% Item Drops from Monsters
You're as wholesome as baby gator nestled under the junipers.
Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4) Stupendous Sleaze Resistance (+4) +3 Stats Per Fight
Your recent love song performance has you feeling quite amorous. Monsters will be more attracted to you
You gave a rousing pop song performance and are feeling pepped up.
+100% Combat Initiative Moxie +50%
Charter: Nellyville This charter will allow you a one-time visit to the hottest new zone, Nellyville! Don't forget to pack a sweat suit & brass knuckles.
- Gives 30 adventures of
- Hot in Herre
Visiting Nellyville has gotten you really worked up. +20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells Superhuman Spooky Resistance (+5) Superhuman Cold Resistance (+5) +10% to all Muscle Gains +10% to all Mysticality Gains +10% to all Moxie Gains
Type: usable Selling Price: 100 Meat.
Manual of Secret Door Detection This aged manual purports to teach you the elven secret of detecting secret doors. They could be anywhere! There could be one right behind you!
Type: usable Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory The F.L.U.D.A. is a fancy backpack filled with water for dousing your enemies. (If only wearing things on your back was possible.) It's fun to use and getting your foes wet makes it hard for them to hold on to stuff. Sadly, it does not provide enough water pressure to hover. I'm pretty sure that isn't even possible.
Type: accessory Selling Price: 100 Meat. +20% Item Drops from Monsters Douse your Foes!
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness Might as well call this the Amulet of Perceptual Darkness, because that's all you're gonna perceive. Pargon pargon pargon pargon pargon pargon pargon pargon
Type: accessory Selling Price: 50 Meat. +15 to Monster Level +10 Spooky Damage +10 Damage to Spooky Spells Successful hit weakens opponent. Also, it's always dark
Giant black monolith An ominous black monolith, from beyond space and time. Go ahead and put it at your campsite, I'm sure that won't be a problem. Just keep the monkeys away from it.
Type: usable Selling Price: 66 Meat.
Crimbo cookie sheet This is an awfully flimsy cookie sheet. The label claims that it facilitates the magical cooking of cookies from Crimbos Past, Present, and Future. Wait, is that why they're called cookies?
Type: usable Selling Price: 50 Meat.
- Gives awesome quality food 3x. Size 2, Level 7 - stat buffs
