Talk:Stuffed Hodgman

Yeah, I'm Doing It

I currently have 242 posts of stuffed hodgman's rants on here, and one bogus one (its the one that mentions hot chocolate and informative signs) http://twitter.com/stuffedhodgman I hope this helps. --Lemon-claw 23:18, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

• "Old Man Harris gave me a DESK once. Little Sister?"
  
• "Do you know... McMahon? Watch it... I avoided the... train, but I did not play with the trolley."
  
• "Papa gave me a DESK once. Mama gave me a weightlifter once."
  
• "Can't find it. Can't FIND the toast. Which circus? Tell me which circus."
  
• "Too many bench. Tomas Mills's HERE."
  --Lemon-claw 01:52, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

• "Grandma's here. Telephone, TELEPHONE, porch swing."
  
• "Cup of coffee? Fafafa... Wallpaper in the trolley."
  
• "It's JACKY Washington, Jacky Washington is... WHERE'S my... lamp?"
  
• "Are you Mama? The Pope?"
  
• "Grumble... I know Mr. Simon. It's... Grandma, Grandma... is..."
  
• "WHICH newspaper? Tell me which newspaper. Toby... Brown gave me a pocketknife once."
  
• "Are you... Max Spitzner? Mama, MAMA, pinch the radios."
  
• "Don't be a lamp. Don't... tell Napoleon. One time..."
  
• "Lost THE radios. Jones's GONNA be mad. One time... Where's my sandwich?"
  
• "Where's my pork... chop? Don't... tell Leo Buck."
  
• "Junk, junk, boxcar. I know JONES."
  
• "Toast? Grumble... Train, train, radio. Grumble..."
  
• "Fafafa... Forget the cup of coffee, forget the cup of COFFEE. Watch out!... It's Mrs. Rudd, Mrs. Rudd is..."
  
• "TOO many... tables. Fafafa... Mumble... How many junks. Mutter..."
  
• "PAPA'S... got a boxcar. Too... many... watermelons."
  
• "Toasts in the mailbox. Mutter... Statue, statue, chair."
  
• "Which desk? Tell me which desk. Don't TELL Mrs. WALDORF. Tell me..."
  
• "WHERE'S Mama? Say... Grumble... Papa's... here."
  
• "Telephones. telephones in the mushroom. Hit the window?"
  
• "Window? Wiggle THE newspaper, wiggle the newspaper."
  
• "Tell me... Don't be a mailbox. Do you know Old Man Wilson? Psssst..."
  
• "It's Mrs. Garfield, Mrs. Garfield is... Gotta eat THE newspaper."
  
• "It's Old Man Des Moines, Old Man Des Moines is... Grandma's here. Say..."
  
• "Weightlifter, radio, weightlifter. Brrrrr... Fafafa... Too many toybox."
  
• "Don't be a pork chop. Too many coats."
  
• "Uncle Douglas? Pocketknife?"
  
• "I'm looking for MR. Simon. Wallpaper, desk, wallpaper. Careful..."
  
• "GOTTA remember THE... mushroom. Trolley, train, trolley."
  
• "How many junks. Too many milks."
  
• "Old... Man Garfield, Old Man Garfield, watch the boxcars. THE POPE, The Pope, eat the mushrooms. Tell me..."
  
• "Radio, porch swing, radio. Hmmmmmmm... Are you Uncle Barney?"
  
• "Pastry? WIGGLE the banana, wiggle the banana. Psssst..."
  
• "Do YOU know Old Man... McDonald? Mama's here."
• "Where's MRS. Hall? Pocketknife? Mutter..."
• "Shirt, weightlifter, shirt. Have you seen Grandma?"
• "Don't tell Mr. Woodward. Bananas?"
• "Too many bench. Fafafa... Don't tell Mama. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "DON'T tell Mama. Lost the SANDWICH. Grandpa's gonna be MAD."
• "I'm looking for Roosevelt. Papa?"
• "Where's Napoleon? Tell me... How many desks. Careful..."
• "I'm looking... for Mama. Have you... seen The Pope?"
• "It's The Pope, The... POPE is... I know Napoleon. Mumble..."
• "Mailbox. mailbox IN the TRAIN. STAB the window, stab the WINDOW."
• "Which newspaper? Tell me... which newspaper. Do you know Old Man... Reagan? Tell me..."
• "Too many... MAILBOX. Can't find it. CAN'T find... the newspaper."
• "Grandpa's got A cup of coffee. Which campfire? TELL me... which campfire."
• "How many toasts. Ollie... King's got a cup... of coffee."
• "Toast, toast, pastry. Watermelons. watermelons in the toast."
• "Banana? Brrrrr... Are... you Grant Johnson?"
• "Lost the desks. Easthouse's gonna be mad. Fafafa... Are YOU Little Sister?"
• "Mama gave ME a bench once. Watch out!... Milks. milks in the toast."
• "Don't tell Belvedere. I know... POCKETKNIFE?"
• "I know... Papa, Papa, AVOID the SANDWICH. Haskell, Haskell, hit THE... motorcycles."
• "Junk, junk, MUSHROOM. Lost the radish. GRANDMA'S gonna be mad. Look out..."
• "Sandwich? Too many trains. Say..."
• "How many trains. Watch out!... Fafafa... I'm looking for Grandpa. Growl..."
• "Have you seen The Pope? I know Mama."
• "Sandwich. sandwich in the desk. Brrrrr... Trains. trains in the lamp."
• "Hmmmmmmm... Lost... the CIRCUS. Grandpa's gonna be mad. Where's my campfire?"
• "I flew... the MUSHROOM, but I did not avoid the... CUP... of coffee. Psssst... Are you... Grandpa?"
• "How many pastry. Growl... How many desks."
• "Mumble mumble... Weightlifters in the mailbox. I know Mick Walker. Mumble..."
• "Toybox. toybox in the milk. Where's Little Sister? Mutter..."
• "Watch the mushroom? I know... Old Man Harris? Fafafa..."
• "Which newspaper? Tell me which... newspaper. Sandwich, sandwich, breakfast."
• "DON'T be a breakfast. Where's my pork chop?"
• "Have you seen Old Man Johnson? Grandpa's HERE."
• "Which... PORCH swing? Tell me which porch swing. Growl... Where's... The Pope?"
• "Young's here. Mumble mumble... Brrrrr... Pastry in... the radish. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "How... many watermelons. Watch out!... Don't be a toybox."
• "Don't BE A table. Mama's got a mushroom."
• "Where's... my CUP of coffee? Too many motorcycles."

And later, I dissect it for patterns! --TechSmurf 21:41, 25 July 2008 (CDT)

• Looks like a spambot. Delete & ban. --Bagatelle 22:53, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
  • BUy C14LL1S! Impress m0re w0men!. --TechSmurf 23:21, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
• Well, I see some recurring things at least. Should be fun to figure out if there's any pattern to these. --Flargen 22:57, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Yeah, looks like there's a handful of templates and a whole slew of random words. And hey, once I'm done with this I can blow the dust off my Daffy Taffy joke spading file. --TechSmurf 23:21, 25 July 2008 (CDT)
  • Looks like we could use a fresh infusion: --Quietust (t|c) 10:04, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
• "Can't find it. Can't find the statue. Mutter... Can't find it. Can't find the pocketknife."
• "Lost... the mailbox. The Pope's... gonna... be mad. I know Grandma. Mumble..."
• "Trolleys? Junks. junks... in the pocketknife."
• "Mumble... Uncle Franklin, Uncle Franklin, watch the... BREAKFASTS. Too many radish. Tell me..."
• "Psssst... Are YOU The POPE? Careful... Mr. Hathaway's here."
• "Can't find it. Can't FIND the statue. Eat the radish?"
• "Brrrrr... CIRCUS. circus in the motorcycle. Don't... tell Clyde SIMON."
• "Statue, banana, statue. Table, junk, table."
• "Sandwich in the TOAST. Mutter... Walker's... here."
• "Are you Old Man Adams? Mumble... Mutter... Don't be a LAMP."
• "Boxcar, boxcar, lamp. Growl... Tell me... Lost the... lamps. Floyd Shafer's GONNA be mad."
• "It's Uncle DALE, Uncle Dale... is... Shhhhhh... Pocketknife. pocketknife in... the table."
• "Eat THE watermelon? WHICH pork chop? Tell ME which pork chop. Grumble..."
• "Growl... Napoleon gave me a watermelon once. Careful... I know UNCLE Louis."
• "Are you... Grandma? Icebox? Fafafa..."
• "I know Mr. DuPree. Zevon GAVE me a toast once."
• "TOYBOX. toybox in THE train. Mutter... COAT, porch swing, coat."
• "I stole the weightlifter, but I did not STAB the campfire. Hit... the pastry?"
• "I'M looking for Mrs. Johnson. Careful... Pinch the motorcycle? Look out..."
• "Mumble mumble... Which pork chop? Tell... me which pork chop. I killed the cup of coffee, but I did not stab the SHIRT."
• "Toybox in... THE pork chop. STATUES?"
• "Toybox? I know... Grandma, Grandma, FINISH the mushrooms."
• "Mutter... Are you Little Sister? Brrrrr... One time... It's Papa, Papa is..."
• "I know... Old Man Easthouse's got a milk. THE Pope's got A SHIRT."
• "Which chair? Tell me which chair. THE Pope's... got... a chair."
• "Where's Grandpa? Mumble... Mr. Smith gave me a MAILBOX... once."
• "Watermelons in the mailbox. Mutter... Icebox? Careful..."
• "Fafafa... Don't be a table. The Pope GAVE me... a train once."
• "Say... Are you Mr. Black? Hmmmmmmm... Can't find it. Can't FIND THE desk."
• "Mrs. McMahon gave me a wallpaper once. Watch it... Are you Napoleon?"
• "Grandma gave me A mushroom once. Little Sister?"
• "Grumble... Gotta wiggle the window. Don't... be a mushroom."
• "Do you... know... Uncle Brucie? Hmmmmmmm... Which chair? Tell me which... chair."
• "Careful... Where's my bench? MAMA, Mama, stab the statues."
• "Watch out!... Old Man Washington, Old... Man Washington, stab the pork chops. I know... Mailbox, mailbox, wallpaper."
• "Mumble mumble... Pinch... the motorcycle, pinch... the motorcycle. Lamps?"
• "It's Mrs. Pennington, Mrs. Pennington is... Where's Mama?"
• "Mumble mumble... Where's Mrs. Mack? Brrrrr... Little Sister gave me a banana once."
• "Shhhhhh... Eat the window, eat the window. Mumble mumble... I'm LOOKING for Papa."
• "Watch the junk, watch the junk. Brrrrr... Mumble... Which bench? Tell me which bench."
• "Growl... Circus. circus in... the BREAKFAST. Can't find it. Can't find... the bench. Say..."
• "Hmmmmmmm... Lost the chairs. Napoleon's gonna be mad. Grumble... I'm looking for The Pope."
• "I flew THE breakfast, but I did not hit the toybox. Do... you KNOW Grandpa?"
• "It's Little Sister, Little SISTER is... Grumble... Too many tables."
• "I know Uncle Riff. Fafafa... Lost the trains. The Pope's GONNA... BE mad."
• "DON'T... be a pork chop. Shhhhhh... Where's Grandma?"
• "Grandpa's here. Lost the CAMPFIRES. Mrs. Salisbury's gonna be MAD. Fafafa..."
• "Gotta stab THE sandwich. Hmmmmmmm... Wallpaper, MOTORCYCLE, wallpaper."
• "Gotta park the... lamp. Brrrrr... Toast, toast, milk. Look out..."
• "Toasts in the WATERMELON. Look out... Telephone, telephone, statue."
• "Are... YOU Leo Johnson? Eat the radio? Shhhhhh..."
• "Hmmmmmmm... MR. McDurkee's got a watermelon. Papa's got a pork chop."
• "WHERE'S Pickles Brooks? Can't find it. Can't find the train."
• "How many TOYBOX. Mumble mumble... Don't be a window. Growl..."
• "Little Sister's GOT a icebox. I'm looking... for Mr. Johnson."
• "Toasts? Junk, motorcycle, junk."
• "LOST the clubs. Stan Des Moines's gonna be mad. Can't find... it. Can't find... the statue."
• "Play with the coat? Watch it... Growl... Jedediah King?"
• "Where's my bench? Watch it... Where's my shirt?"
• "WHERE'S my pocketknife? Mumble mumble... Shirts?"
• "How many porch swings. I killed... the train, but... I did not remember the radish."
• "It's PAPA, Papa is... Fafafa... Do you KNOW... Little Sister?"
• "Are you Uncle John? Statues... in the... sandwich."
• "One time... Little Sister's HERE. Shhhhhh... JUNK, pastry, junk."
• "Buy... the pastry? Lost the... campfires. Mr. WASHINGTON'S gonna be mad."
• "I'M looking for Mr. Khan. WHERE'S my egg? Look out..."
• "Little SISTER, Little Sister, buy the porch SWINGS. Lost the mushrooms. Uncle Newton's gonna be MAD. Careful..."
• "Fafafa... CAN'T FIND it. Can't find the window. Franklin's got a breakfast."
• "Mutter... Lost THE... TRAINS. Salisbury's gonna... be mad. Can't find it. Can't find the junk."
• "Dance with the... banana? Play the train, play the train. Psssst..."
• "I know Mrs. Romero. Look out... Old Man Pennington? Watch out!..."
• "Look out... Can't find it. Can't find the icebox. Watch out!... I'm looking for Uncle Dave."
• "PAPA'S here. Shhhhhh... Where's Papa?"
• "Which telephone? Tell me which telephone. Lost the watermelons. Little Sister's gonna be mad."
• "Train, radish, train. Say... Have you seen Uncle Harold?"
• "Where's PAPA? Kelly Lennon?"
• "WHICH club? Tell me which club. Have you SEEN Uncle H. R.? Growl..."
• "The Pope? DO you know LITTLE Sister?"
• "Watch it... Too many pork... chops. Gotta eat the TRAIN."
• "Mushroom, icebox, mushroom. Grumble... Do you know Grandpa?"
• "I'm looking for Napoleon. Tell me... Are you Grandma?"
• "I KNOW Mr. McCartney. Tell me... Mr. Nipperus's here."
• "It's The Pope, The Pope is... Breakfasts in the newspaper."
• "One time... Wiggle the radish, wiggle the radish. Napoleon?"
• "Don't be... a train. Look out... Club, club, CHAIR."
• "I rode the mushroom, but I did... not buy the... cup of coffee. It's Old Man Clinton, Old Man Clinton is... Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Hmmmmmmm... HOW many... pastry. Statues. statues in... the table."
• "Mr. Shatner, Mr. Shatner, shuffle the circus. Grandpa's here."
• "Bench. bench... in the MOTORCYCLE. Hmmmmmmm... Finish THE... chair?"
• "I forgot... the EGG, but I did not pinch the toast. Brrrrr... Circus, shirt, circus."
• "I broke the junk, but I DID... not finish the banana. How many eggs."
• "Gotta hit the toast. Grumble... MAILBOX?"
• "Where's my wallpaper? Have you seen Mrs. Nipperus? I know..."
• "Fafafa... Which junk? Tell... me which junk. Coat, newspaper, coat."
• "Don't be a campfire. Where's my banana?"
• "Don't be a desk. Lost the radish. Old Man Harris's GONNA... be mad."
• "How many coats. Fafafa... WHERE'S Napoleon?"
• "I'm looking for Little SISTER. Shuffle the... egg, shuffle the egg."
• "Avoid the chair? Mumble... Table, table, table."
• "Have you seen Mrs. HALL? I know Uncle Walter."
• "Grumble... I'm looking for Mama. Are you... Mr. Durden?"
• "Wallpaper in the shirt. I know... SMITH'S got A DESK."
• "Cup of... coffee, circus, cup of COFFEE. Mutter... Brrrrr... I wrote the trolley, but I did not wiggle... the campfire."
• "Coats in THE junk. Do you KNOW DUNCAN Mack?"
• "Tell me... Don't tell Mr. WALDORF. Growl... Eggs. eggs in the club."
• "Step on the icebox? Don't be a porch swing."
• "Mr. Meadows gave me a boxcar once. Watch it... Do you know Grandma?"
• "I took the statue, but I did... not avoid the... banana. Trolley, mailbox, trolley."
• "Can't find IT. Can't find the radish. Mumble... Pork chop, pork chop, newspaper."
• "I ATE the club, but... I did NOT play with the boxcar. Grandma's got a telephone. Shhhhhh..."
• "Mrs. Nichols's got a pork chop. Don't tell Mr. Adams. One time..."
• "FORGET the mushroom? Careful... Where's Mr. Draper? I know..."
• "Remember the shirt? Growl... Coats. coats in the egg."
• "Pork chop, egg, pork chop. Which pork... chop? Tell me which pork chop."
• "Have you SEEN Grandma? Mushrooms. mushrooms IN the window."
• "Pork chop? Can't find it. Can't find the boxcar."
• "Wallpaper? Which milk? Tell me which milk."
• "Napoleon gave me... A CUP of coffee once. Have you seen Uncle Agamemnon?"
• "GRANDPA gave... me a wallpaper... once. Psssst... Papa's here."
• "Have you... seen Uncle P. D. Q.? Where's Grandpa? Grumble..."
• "Mr. BROWN'S here. Watch it... Gotta eat the radish."
• "Are you Woodward? I know Mama."
• "Toast, egg, toast. Where's my breakfast? One time..."
• "Buy... the radio? Park the banana, park the banana."
• "Lost THE... toybox. Papa's gonna be MAD. Psssst... Finish the junk, finish the... junk."
• "Icebox? Tell me... Pocketknife, radio, pocketknife."
• "Lost the watermelons. Mrs. Allen's gonna be mad. Fafafa... Mr. Taylor's got a bench."
• "Coats? Papa's got a lamp."
• "WHERE'S Old... Man Bush? Don't tell Grandma."
• "Look out... Kelly Draper's got a table. I KNOW Old Man Harris."
• "I stole the trolley, but I did not play with the sandwich. Grandma's HERE."
• "Old Man Meadows gave me a cup of... coffee... once. Mumble mumble... Milk, mushroom, milk."
• "Brrrrr... WHERE'S Grandpa? I bought the BOXCAR, but I did not BUY the... campfire."
• "Hit... the DESK, hit the... DESK. Icebox. icebox in the radio."
• "Too MANY... WINDOWS. Hit the icebox?"
• "The Pope, The Pope, watch THE coats. Too many toybox."
• "Lost the icebox. Old Man Dunn's gonna be mad. Which icebox? Tell... me which icebox."
• "It's Grandma, Grandma is... Weightlifters?"
• "Look out... Can't FIND it. Can't find the toast. Where's my BREAKFAST?"
• "Pastry, pastry, chair. DON'T be a coat."
• "Brrrrr... I'm looking for Mr. McMahon. Have you seen Little... Sister?"
• "Growl... Banana, junk, banana. Mumble mumble... Have YOU seen Old Man Peterson?"
• "I rode the coat, but I did not shake... the mushroom. Psssst... It's Papa, Papa... is..."
• "Mr. Des Moines's here. Careful... Too... many watermelons."
• "Do... you know Mrs. Shafer? Hmmmmmmm... How many mailbox."
• "Don't tell Papa. Fafafa... Papa's got a club."
• "Gotta finish the... desk. Don't tell Mama. Fafafa..."
• "Have you... seen Uncle Steve? Shhhhhh... Wallpaper?"
• "Where's Uncle TUCKER? Mumble mumble... DON'T... be a mushroom."
• "TOO many radios. Where's my... boxcar?"
• "Grandpa's got a watermelon. Say... Lost the STATUES. Grandma's gonna be mad."
• "I played with the trolley, but I did... not... play THE telephone. Mama?"
• "How... many telephones. Pork chop?"
• "Mama's got... a circus. Too many milks."
• "DESK, lamp, desk. Papa, PAPA, HIT the toasts."
• "It's Old... Man McDonald, Old Man McDonald is... Look out... Too many... windows."
• "Can't find it. Can't find the train. How many tables."
• "PINCH the pocketknife? Hmmmmmmm... Old... Man Paulson?"
• "Say... Don't be a junk. One time... WHERE'S my... CIRCUS? Growl..."
• "Banana, egg, banana. Mutter... Are you Napoleon?"
• "The Pope GAVE ME a lamp once. Don't be a radio."
• "Where's Grandpa? Lost the mushrooms. R. J. BUSH'S... gonna be mad."
• "Growl... Radish, pork chop, radish. Do you know... Little Sister?"
• "Uncle Willard's got... a pocketknife. DON'T tell Mama."
• "Gotta buy... the campfire. Gotta avoid the weightlifter."
• "Look out... Boxcars? Too... many toybox."
• "Mama's... HERE. Watch it... Where's my statue?"
• "Too many sandwich. One time... Are you Mama?"
• "Watch the cup of coffee? Mutter... Have you seen Papa?"
• "Uncle Merle's got a motorcycle. WHICH pastry? Tell... me... which pastry. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Mrs. Johnson? Eat the NEWSPAPER, eat the newspaper."
• "Don't... be... a coat. Hmmmmmmm... Gotta play the junk."
• "Tables? Shirt?"
• "Grandpa? Watch it... Trolleys? Careful..."
• "Have you SEEN Uncle Dwight? Do you know Grandpa?"
• "Where's my campfire? GOTTA wiggle... the porch swing."
• "Lamp? I know MAMA."
• "Fafafa... Don't be a window. WHICH train? Tell... me which TRAIN."
• "Brrrrr... Pinch the TABLE, pinch the table. Clubs in the wallpaper. Growl..."
• "Grumble... Radio? Mumble... Cup... of coffee, chair, cup of coffee."
• "Shirt, shirt, pork CHOP. Mutter... Uncle Craine GAVE me a toast once. Say..."
• "Statues? Mrs. Spitzner gave me a radio once. Watch out!..."
• "Lost the radish. Dan Madison's gonna be mad. Can't find it. CAN'T find the lamp."
• "How many clubs. Growl... I'm looking for Uncle Giles."
• "Hmmmmmmm... Trolley, TROLLEY, trolley. Say... Wallpaper?"
• "Are you GRANDMA? Wallpaper. wallpaper in the mushroom."
• "Old Man Romero's HERE. Careful... Grandpa's here. Fafafa..."
• "Don't tell The Pope. Mumble... Have... you seen... Grandma? One time..."
• "Chairs in the pocketknife. Tell me... Pork chops. pork chops in the BANANA."
• "One time... I broke the newspaper, but I did... not step on the lamp. Careful... Don't be a junk."
• "Mumble... WHICH radish? Tell me... WHICH radish. Gotta shake the newspaper."
• "Grandma's got a train. Do you know Grandma?"
• "LOST the boxcars. Mr. Stipe's GONNA be mad. I'm looking for... Napoleon."
• "Icebox in the mushroom. I know... White, WHITE, PLAY with THE clubs."
• "Forget the milk, forget the milk. Do you know Uncle Lewis? Watch out!..."
• "Grumble... FORGET the PORK chop? Careful... Shake the window?"
• "Watch it... Do you know Mrs. Smith? Papa's here."
• "Mumble mumble... Mrs. McDurkee's got a motorcycle. Are you Uncle Paco?"
• "Mumble mumble... Watermelon? Shhhhhh... Are you MRS. O'Sullivan?"
• "WHICH toybox? Tell... me which toybox. Watch out!... I'm looking for The Pope."
• "Don't tell UNCLE Dookie. Watch it... Wallace's here. Mutter..."
• "PORCH swing, table, porch swing. Mr. McCartney?"
• "Eat the radio? Lost the lamps. Papa's gonna be... mad."
• "Cartwright, Cartwright, EAT the telephones. I touched... the cup of coffee, but I did not shake the... table. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Don't be A radio. Lost... the junks. DALE Dunn's gonna be mad."
• "How many pocketknife. Brrrrr... Grandpa?"
• "Lost the radios. Uncle Peter's gonna be mad. Which sandwich? Tell me which sandwich."
• "How many RADIOS. Mushrooms? Watch it..."
• "Paul... Shafer's here. Shhhhhh... Telephone, telephone, trolley."
• "GOTTA shuffle... the bench. Brrrrr... Don't BE a telephone."
• "Train, WEIGHTLIFTER, train. Club, banana, club."
• "Newspapers. newspapers in the window. Which... junk? Tell me... which junk."
• "Don't tell Mama. Grumble... Junks. junks in the circus."
• "Do you know Wilson? Look out... Mumble mumble... Which... watermelon? TELL me which watermelon."
• "Grandpa, Grandpa, avoid the toybox. Watch out!... Have you... seen Mr. SANFORD?"
• "Trains. trains in... the... trolley. Coat, coat, motorcycle."
• "I touched THE circus, but I did not eat... the trolley. Do you KNOW Papa? Mutter..."
• "Campfires. campfires in the shirt. Careful... Train, train, weightlifter. Brrrrr..."
• "Too many wallpaper. Which cup of coffee? Tell ME WHICH cup... OF coffee."
• "Fafafa... Park the... club? Are YOU Mr. Romero? Brrrrr..."
• "Tell me... BREAKFASTS in the sandwich. Which newspaper? Tell me which newspaper."
• "Watch it... How many weightlifters. Mumble mumble... I know Napoleon."
• "Tell me... Are you The Pope? Statues in THE radio."
• "Motorcycles. MOTORCYCLES in the sandwich. Papa, Papa, forget... the... mushrooms."
• "I'm looking for Grandpa. Brrrrr... Grandma? Look out..."
• "CLUBS? Where's... Mr. Washington? One time..."
• "Can't FIND IT. CAN'T find the watermelon. Milks. milks IN the bench."
• "How many bananas. Too many clubs."
• "Watch out!... I'm looking... for Uncle Archie. Which window? TELL me which window."
• "How many breakfasts. Don't BE a sandwich."
• "Do you... know Mrs. Nipperus? Watch it... Toybox? Mumble..."
• "Chairs in the statue. Lost the trolleys. Shafer's gonna be mad. Mumble mumble..."
• "HAVE you seen Old Man Bush? Brrrrr... Watch out!... Lost the milks. Mama's gonna BE mad."
• "Do you know Napoleon? Shirts... IN... the circus."
• "LITTLE Sister, Little Sister, step... on the newspapers. Hmmmmmmm... Mama's here."
• "Boxcars IN the LAMP. Benedict's here."
• "One time... I know Mr. Easthouse. Shhhhhh... Porch swings in the mushroom."
• "Old Man Simon's here. I know Mr. JACKSON."
• "Gotta remember the club. It's Grandpa, Grandpa is..."
• "GOTTA play with the milk. I'm looking for Mrs. Shannahan."
• "Too many chairs. It's Ollie... Young, Ollie Young is..."
• "Which telephone? Tell me which TELEPHONE. HOW... many wallpaper."
• "Eat the table? Are you The Pope?"
• "WHERE'S my radish? Lamp? Mumble..."
• "Grandpa's got a toast. Trains. trains in the trolley."
• "EAT the banana, eat the banana. One time... It's... Mr. Williams, Mr. WILLIAMS is..."
• "Papa's... GOT a pastry. Watch it... Hmmmmmmm... Pocketknife?"
• "Coat, window, coat. Lost the chairs. OLD Man Rudd's gonna be mad."
• "It's Grandma, Grandma IS... I know... Careful... Don't tell GRANDMA."
• "Too many pastry. Careful... Don't be a window. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "WHICH boxcar? Tell me which boxcar. One time... Which pork chop? Tell me which... pork chop."
• "Where's my circus? It's Nick Lewis, NICK LEWIS is..."
• "Hmmmmmmm... Which ICEBOX? Tell me which icebox. Psssst... Hmmmmmmm... Lost the pocketknife. The Pope's gonna be mad. One time..."
• "Can't find it. Can't find the junk. Which trolley? Tell me which TROLLEY."
• "Gotta eat the shirt. Where's Napoleon?"
• "Statue? Do you know Jones?"
• "Too many trolleys. Pork chop, CAMPFIRE, pork chop."
• "Lost the radish. ALISTAIR Taylor's gonna be mad. Lost the cup of coffee. Grandma's gonna be mad."
• "Old Man Cartwright? I know... Windows. windows in THE window."
• "Play... the CHAIR? Which toybox? Tell me which toybox."
• "Growl... Napoleon? Don't tell Disraeli."
• "Desk, desk, cup... of coffee. I'm looking for Grandma."
• "Windows in the mushroom. Mumble... I know... Dookie North."
• "Grandpa, Grandpa, stab... the porch swings. I know LITTLE Sister."
• "Can't find it. Can't find... the club. Which... statue? Tell me which statue."
• "Mrs. Young gave me a milk once. Shhhhhh... Do you know NAPOLEON? Tell me..."
• "Watch out!... Gotta dance WITH the motorcycle. I know... Look out... Old Man Mack, Old Man Mack, avoid the trolleys."
• "Buy the banana, buy the banana. Do you know Papa?"
• "Do you know Papa? Don't tell Grandma."
• "Watch... the POCKETKNIFE, watch THE pocketknife. Mama's got a statue."
• "Are YOU... Mrs. Miller? Telephones?"
• "Papa, Papa, park the coats. Have you seen Grandma?"
• "THE POPE? Lewis?"
• "Growl... Telephone, WALLPAPER, telephone. Tell me... LOST the coats. Grandma's gonna be mad. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Watermelon, toast, watermelon. It's Merle Clinton, Merle Clinton... is..."
• "Bench. BENCH in the... statue. Too many radish. Shhhhhh..."
• "Watch out!... Step on THE icebox? Can't find it. Can't find the bench."
• "TOASTS? Look out... Where's my... wallpaper?"
• "I know... Little... Sister. Coat?"
• "Have... you seen The Pope? Careful... COATS. coats in the sandwich."
• "Lost the windows. Papa's gonna be mad. MAMA?"
• "Too many lamps. Watch out!... Have... you seen Thompson?"
• "Shhhhhh... Where's Grandpa? Say... Watch it... TRAINS?"
• "WHERE'S my porch swing? GOTTA... step on the trolley."
• "UNCLE Travis? Brrrrr... Papa's got a mailbox."
• "Grumble... Too many sandwich. Say... Growl... Do YOU know Napoleon? Look out..."
• "Where's Riff Rutgers? Can't find it. CAN'T find the campfire. I know..."
• "I'm... looking for Little Sister. Brrrrr... Grumble... Papa's... got a chair."
• "Which toybox? Tell me which toybox. Look out... How many toybox. Mumble mumble..."
• "Mumble... Mrs. Brooks's... here. Careful... Which toast? Tell me which toast. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Pork chop? I know... NAPOLEON GAVE me a weightlifter ONCE."
• "Do you know Sven... SMITH? How many bench."
• "Are you Napoleon? Watch it... Where's my radish?"
• "Where's my desk? ARE... you Papa?"
• "Radish. RADISH in the junk. Can't find it. Can't find THE lamp."
• "Which breakfast? Tell... me which breakfast. Brrrrr... Grandma? Say..."
• "Lamp? Boxcars in the pastry."
• "Cup of coffee? The Pope, The Pope, PLAY with the radios."
• "Breakfast, breakfast, mailbox. Are you Papa? Careful..."
• "Have you... SEEN The Pope? Mrs. Goodman's here. Look out..."
• "Watch it... CAN'T find it. Can't... find THE toast. Where's my wallpaper?"
• "Mumble mumble... Have you seen Wallace? Uncle Conway's here."
• "Porch SWINGS? One time... I avoided the bench, but I did... not... finish the shirt."
• "Brrrrr... Mama's got a TOAST. Mr. Isaacson gave me a club once. Watch it..."
• "I'm looking for Grandpa. Milks in the junk. Shhhhhh..."
• "I'm looking for... Grandma. Mumble mumble... Radio, pastry, radio."
• "Mama? Grandma's got a mushroom."
• "I killed THE... motorcycle, BUT I did not DANCE WITH the WEIGHTLIFTER. One time... Do... you know UNCLE J. R.?"
• "Sandwich? One time... Are you Mr. O'Reilly?"
• "Have... you seen Grandma? Porch SWING?"
• "Don't BE a breakfast. Hmmmmmmm... I know The Pope."
• "Fafafa... Can't find it. CAN'T find the... trolley. Can't find it. Can't find the pork chop. Careful..."
• "How MANY MAILBOX. Napoleon gave... ME a campfire once."
• "Which shirt? Tell... me which shirt. Look out... I'M looking for Mrs. Thomas. Mumble..."
• "Grandma's here. Finish the statue, FINISH THE statue."
• "Avoid the egg, avoid the egg. Mutter... Where's Uncle Manuel?"
• "Buy... THE... newspaper, buy the... newspaper. Are you Mama? Grumble..."
• "Pastry? One time... Look out... Have YOU seen MRS. Adams?"
• "Where's my NEWSPAPER? HAVE you seen Old Man Mack?"
• "Gotta buy the radish. Brrrrr... Where's Little Sister?"
• "Coat, mushroom, coat. Say... Radish, radish, breakfast."
• "ARE you Johnson? Say... Old Man Noriega's here."
• "Coats IN the radish. I know... Porch swing? Careful..."
• "Buy... the shirt? Watch it... GRANDMA gave ME a motorcycle once. Careful..."
• "Don't tell Grandpa. Where's my coat? Brrrrr..."
• "RADISH. radish in the pastry. Careful... Lost the BANANAS. Napoleon's gonna BE mad."
• "Have you SEEN Mrs. Sanford? Remember... the mushroom, remember THE mushroom."
• "Which mailbox? Tell me which mailbox. Mumble mumble... MR. Noriega, MR. Noriega, PINCH THE clubs."
• "Can't find it. Can't find the bench. Do you know... Old Man Walker?"
• "I polished THE statue, but I did not forget the SHIRT. Mutter... Old Man Black's here."
• "Radio? Fafafa... I know Grandma."
• "Avoid the porch swing, avoid the porch swing. Boxcar, motorcycle, BOXCAR. Growl..."
• "Circus, CIRCUS, coat. Step on the breakfast? I know..."
• "I'm looking for Mr. DuPree. Where's my wallpaper?"
• "The Pope? Watch it... Which coat? Tell me which coat."
• "Mumble mumble... Avoid the mailbox? Bench? Psssst..."
• "MRS. Martin's got... a desk. I'm looking for Napoleon."
• "It's... Grandma, GRANDMA is... HIT the cup of coffee?"
• "Where's my circus? Look out... Too many boxcars."
• "Wallpaper? Harry McNichols's got a toybox."
• "Where's MY egg? Too many milks."
• "Old... Man Steadwick's here. I know... It's Jackson, JACKSON IS..."
• "Campfires in the train. Gotta dance with... THE statue. Brrrrr..."
• "Campfire, toybox, campfire. Do you know Grandma?"
• "OLD Man Robinson's... got a milk. Grumble... Eat the... mushroom?"
• "Grumble... Where's Napoleon? I know... Mr. Harrison's here."
• "Telephone? Which window? Tell... ME which window."
• "Are you Little Sister? Where's my... train?"
• "Pinch the MAILBOX? Where's my CHAIR?"
• "Napoleon's here. I cleaned THE... weightlifter, but I did... not eat the shirt."
• "Gotta HIT... the table. Cup of COFFEE, cup OF coffee, toast."
• "Lamp? One time... Ed Garfunkel? Look out..."
• "Lost THE... porch swings. Mama's gonna be mad. Bench?"
• "Little Sister? Grumble... Can't find it. Can't find the campfire."
• "Have you seen Grandpa? Careful... DO you know PAPA?"
• "Grumble... Trolley? Grumble... Look out... Little Sister?"
• "Little... Sister? Mrs. Clark's got a pocketknife."
• "Have you seen THE Pope? Junk?"
• "ARE you... LITTLE Sister? Mumble mumble... GRANDMA? Fafafa..."
• "Do you KNOW Little Sister? Have YOU seen Papa?"
• "Hit THE cup of coffee, hit the cup of coffee. Telephone, TELEPHONE, pocketknife."
• "Old Man... Robinson? Have you SEEN Papa? Mumble mumble..."
• "TROLLEY? Stemple's here. Look out..."
• "Can't find it. Can't find the pork chop. I'm looking for Papa."
• "Lamp? Easthouse's... here."
• "Say... It's Mrs. Thompson, Mrs. Thompson IS... Which telephone? Tell me which telephone."
• "How MANY pork... chops. Trolley, trolley, chair."
• "Mrs. Johnson's here. Mumble mumble... I know Uncle Vincent. Grumble..."
• "Look out... I forgot the chair, but I did... not finish... the table. Train, shirt, train. Watch it..."
• "It's... OLD Man Jones, Old Man Jones is... TOO many bench."
• "I know Uncle Mitch. Lost the... mailbox. Napoleon's gonna be... mad."
• "Lost the shirts. Zevon's... gonna be mad. Shirts. shirts in the toybox."
• "Can't find... it. Can't... find the... trolley. Grumble... Can't find it. CAN'T find the breakfast."
• "Grumble... TOO many sandwich. Where's Mrs. Easthouse?"
• "Where's my lamp? One time... Motorcycle, WALLPAPER, motorcycle."
• "Mumble mumble... Lee? Have you seen Grandpa?"
• "Tell me... Don't tell Mama. Careful... Roy Hall's GOT a telephone."
• "Look out... Where's my radio? I'm LOOKING for Grandpa."
• "Do you know Uncle Zane? Banana, banana, toybox. Psssst..."
• "Mutter... Which weightlifter? Tell me which weightlifter. Are... you Napoleon? Grumble..."
• "Clubs. clubs in the club. WHERE'S Parker SMITH?"
• "Mr. Thompson's got a sandwich. Avoid... the motorcycle?"
• "Psssst... Old Man Young, Old MAN Young, stab the bananas. Where's my TOAST?"
• "Are you... Old Man Disraeli? ARE you Disraeli?"
• "Eat the coat, eat the coat. MILKS in... the table."
• "Don't be... a breakfast. Fafafa... MR. Salisbury's here."
• "Clubs? Grandma, Grandma, play... with the pocketknife. Fafafa..."
• "Toybox, toybox, sandwich. Lost the junks. Mama's gonna be mad."
• "Are you OLD Man McDurkee? Too many breakfasts."
• "Mumble mumble... Can't FIND... it. Can't find THE banana. Mutter... Have you seen Papa?"
• "Careful... Napoleon's GOT a bench. Do you know UNCLE Paco?"
• "Watch out!... Do you know Uncle Gustav? Mumble mumble... Mrs. Nelson's GOT a newspaper."
• "Which toast? Tell me which toast. Gotta forget the mushroom."
• "Hit the BENCH? Careful... Where's The Pope?"
• "Mushroom, mushroom, campfire. Where's my junk?"
• "Growl... Motorcycles in the trolley. The Pope, The... Pope, DANCE... with the toybox. I know..."
• "Brrrrr... Old Man Haggard? Mutter... Say... Icebox. icebox in the window."
• "I'm looking for Uncle VICTOR. I know... Dunn. Grumble..."
• "Shirts in the trolley. Where's Old Man Martinez?"
• "Growl... Are you Mama? Fafafa... Gotta eat the PORK... chop. Shhhhhh..."
• "Pork chop, motorcycle, pork CHOP. Watch out!... Which lamp? Tell me... which lamp."
• "Pocketknife. pocketknife in the icebox. How many wallpaper."
• "HOW many CAMPFIRES. Brrrrr... Motorcycle, MOTORCYCLE, CIRCUS."
• "It's Smith, Smith IS... Jack Rutgers?"
• "Are you Little... Sister? It's Grandpa, Grandpa is..."
• "Lost... the pork chops. Uncle Larry's gonna be... MAD. Where's Mitch... Thompson? Growl..."
• "Gotta stab the cup of coffee. Mumble mumble... Lost the... toasts. NAPOLEON'S gonna be mad."
• "Mumble... Old Man Robinson's got... a wallpaper. Fafafa... Boxcars?"
• "Toast? Mutter... Shake the mushroom, shake the mushroom."
• "Do you know Grandma? Have you seen GRANDMA? Brrrrr..."
• "Fafafa... Toybox. TOYBOX IN the toast. Too many watermelons."
• "Where's Vince Harris? Brrrrr... Too many shirts. Watch out!..."
• "I know... Grandpa. Do you know NAPOLEON?"
• "Say... Cup of coffee, PASTRY, cup of coffee. Which... shirt? Tell... me... which shirt."
• "Careful... ARE you... Emil... O'Reilly? Lost the campfires. Mama's gonna be mad."
• "I'm looking for Little Sister. Are... you Mr. Hall?"
• "How many windows. I'm... looking for Sy Bush."
• "Grandpa's got a TRAIN. Careful... Which... radio? Tell me which radio."
• "Don't tell Mr. Johnson. Psssst... Growl... SANDWICH?"
• "Wiggle... the milk, wiggle the milk. Watch it... Coats in the milk."
• "Watch out!... I avoided THE... COAT, but I did not EAT the... chair. Play... the newspaper? Psssst..."
• "Don't be a mushroom. Fafafa... Mrs. Franklin's here. Fafafa..."
• "WIGGLE the BENCH? I bought the icebox, but I did not remember the... toybox."
• "It's Mr. Clinton, Mr. CLINTON is... Psssst... Motorcycles in the pastry. Hmmmmmmm..."
• "Where's Ryan Meadows? Where's LITTLE Sister?"
• "I'm LOOKING FOR Grandpa. Mushrooms?"
• "The Pope, The POPE, step on the trolleys. I know... How many toasts. One time..."
• "Where's my newspaper? Step on the shirt, step on the shirt."
• "Mumble... I know Gavin Smith. Look out... Where's Uncle Norma?"
• "Where's... Grandma? Hmmmmmmm... Pork chops. pork CHOPS in the radish."
• "Tell me... Eat the milk, eat the milk. I'm looking for Lonnie Martinez."
• "Tables? Where's Grandma?"
• "Hmmmmmmm... ARE you Grandma? I polished THE shirt, BUT I did... not remember the motorcycle."
• "Mumble... Uncle Walter? It's Mama, Mama... is... Mutter..."
• "It's Lamont Wilson, Lamont Wilson is... Look out... It's Napoleon, Napoleon is..."
• "Mutter... Do you KNOW... Mr. Jones? Bananas. bananas in the pastry."
• "ZEVON? How many toybox."
• "Do you know Papa? THE Pope gave ME A telephone ONCE."
• "Train? Brrrrr... PAPA gave me a pocketknife once."
• "Weightlifter, weightlifter, trolley. I killed the junk, but I did not eat the sandwich. Mumble mumble..."
• "Papa? Growl... Mr. Clinton... GAVE me a circus ONCE."
• "Do... you know Napoleon? Lost the mushrooms. Ferris Stemple's gonna... be... mad."
• "Have you seen UNCLE Ed? Grumble... Uncle Mitch gave me a club once."
• "Desks? Which... lamp? Tell me which lamp."
• "Bananas in the toybox. Watch out!... Old Man Washington, Old Man Washington, watch THE campfires."
• "Don't tell Nettles Durden. Watch it... Watch it... Mrs. Benedict's HERE."
• "Watermelon? Careful... Old Man Wallace gave me... a chair once."
• "Don't be a shirt. Where's Mama?"
• "Gotta dance with the... milk. Junks... in... the watermelon."
• "Mutter... Old Man JOHNSON'S here. Mama's here."
• "Pork chops... in the radish. Telephone, telephone, milk. Say..."
• "DON'T be... a window. Watch out!... Are you Papa?"
• "Where's Brown? Cup of COFFEE, weightlifter, cup of COFFEE. Look out..."
• "Do you know Papa? I stepped on the WEIGHTLIFTER, BUT I did not REMEMBER the sandwich. Fafafa..."
• "Don't... tell Little... Sister. Have... you seen Old Man ISAACSON?"
• "Mumble... Simon's got a milk. Watch out!... Have you seen Grandpa?"
• "GOTTA EAT the lamp. Where's my wallpaper?"
• "Radish? Mutter... Watch out!... Windows in the milk. Careful..."
• "Where's Shafer? Hmmmmmmm... Where's Napoleon?"
• "Don't be A table. NAPOLEON?"
• "DESKS. desks in the breakfast. Lost the bananas. Old... Man Johnson's gonna be mad. Say..."
• "Lost THE watermelons. Old Man Clinton's... gonna be mad. Fafafa... Have you seen... The POPE?"
• "Too many icebox. Can't find it. Can't find the icebox. Brrrrr..."
• "I'm... looking... for Mama. DO you know THE Pope? Growl..."
• "Gotta shuffle the window. Grandma gave me a trolley once."
• "Mutter... Can't find it. Can't find THE motorcycle. Newspapers in the club."
• "Mumble mumble... Milk, milk, radish. Have you seen Grandma?"
• "Can't find it. Can't find the milk. Play with the milk, play with the milk."
• "Finish the... chair? One time... The Pope's got A milk."
• "Which mushroom? Tell me WHICH mushroom. Watch it... Look out... Leonard Jackson?"
• "The... Pope gave me a banana once. Mutter... Too many icebox."
• "Watch it... Have you seen The Pope? I know... Grandpa's got a lamp."
• "I avoided the... mushroom, BUT... I did not... play with... the mushroom. Too many windows. Careful..."
• "Are you... Dwight Wilson? How many... shirts."
• "I know... Finish... the trolley? Radish?"
• "Uncle OLIVER'S... got... a pork chop. Watch it... Do YOU know... Nelson?"
• "Have you seen MRS. Shafer? One time... Mumble... Mr. Nichols's got a watermelon."
• "Have you seen Little Sister? I BOUGHT the toybox, BUT I did NOT... park the porch swing."
• "Say... Don't tell Uncle Raphael. I KNOW GRANDMA."
• "It's Grandma, Grandma is... Can't... find it. Can't find the PASTRY."
• "Cup of coffee. cup of coffee in the motorcycle. Mumble... TOO MANY lamps."
• "Which pocketknife? Tell me which pocketknife. Hmmmmmmm... IT'S Napoleon, Napoleon is..."
• "Milks. milks in the TROLLEY. Uncle Theodore?"
• "Old Man Davis, Old... Man Davis, buy... the breakfasts. Are you Napoleon? Careful..."
• "Where's my boxcar? Sandwich, sandwich, campfire."
• "Tell me... Junk, desk, junk. Papa gave me A trolley ONCE. Careful..."
• "Which... TABLE? Tell me which table. Fafafa... Old Man Salisbury, Old MAN Salisbury, eat the milks. Mumble..."
• "Old Man Clark, Old Man Clark, park the clubs. Have... YOU... seen OLD Man Williams?"
• "Don't be a campfire. Don't... be a coat."
• "Tell me... I know NAPOLEON. Mr. Hernandez's got a pork... CHOP."
• "HAVE you seen Old Man Peterson? THOMAS gave... ME a WATERMELON once."
• "Look out... Can't find it. Can't find the BANANA. Fafafa... Coat, sandwich, coat. Say..."
• "Banana, cup of coffee, banana. Lost the coats. The Pope's gonna be mad. Brrrrr..."
• "Are... you The Pope? Are... you The Pope?"
• "Where's my cup of coffee? NAPOLEON'S here."
• "It's... Symington, Symington is... Watch it... Have... you seen Tomas Rudd? Say..."
• "Growl... Uncle... Simon's here. Shirt, shirt, motorcycle. Mutter..."
• "Mumble... Trolleys. trolleys in the pocketknife. Which lamp? Tell me WHICH lamp. Watch out!..."
• "IT'S Grandpa, Grandpa is... I know Mama."
• "How MANY trains. Lost the BOXCARS. Grandma's gonna be... mad."

Discernible Patterns, Yay!

• Random words capitalized, italicized.
• Ellipses randomly inserted.
• Random interjections between phrase, always italicized:
  • Brrrrr...
  • Careful...
  • Fafafa...
  • Growl...
  • Grumble...
  • Hmmmmmmm...
  • I know...
  • Look out...
  • Mumble mumble...
  • Mumble...
  • Mutter...
  • One time...
  • Psssst...
  • Say...
  • Shhhhhh...
  • Tell me...
  • Watch it...
  • Watch out!...
• Two random phrases:
  • [Name]'s got a [object].
  • [Name]'s here.
  • [Name] gave me a [object] once.
  • [Name], [name], [verb] the [object]s.
  • [Object], [different object], [object].
  • [Object], [object], [different object].
  • [Object]?
  • [Object]s in the [different object].
  • [Object]s. [object]s in the [different object].
  • [Object]s?
  • [Verb] the [object], [verb] the [object].
  • [Verb] the [object]?
  • Are you [name]?
  • Can't find it. Can't find the [object].
  • Do you know [name]?
  • Don't be a [object].
  • Don't tell [name].
  • Gotta [verb] the [object].
  • Have you seen [name]?
  • How many [object]s.
  • I'm looking for [name].
  • I [verbed] the [object], but I did not [other verb] the [other object].
  • I know [name].
  • It's [name], [name] is...
  • Lost the [object]s. [Name]'s gonna be mad.
  • Too many [object]s.
  • Where's [name]?
  • Where's my [object]?
  • Which [object]? Tell me which [object].
• Names: Grandma, Little Sister, Mama, Napoleon, Papa, The Pope, Uncle <firstname>, <firstname> <lastname>, Mr. <lastname>, Mrs. <lastname>, Old Man <lastname>, <lastname>
• Objects: banana, bench, boxcar, breakfast, campfire, chair, circus, club, coat, cup of coffee, desk, egg, icebox, junk, lamp, mailbox, milk, motorcycle, mushroom, newspaper, pastry, pocketknife, porch swing, pork chop, radio, radish, sandwich, shirt, statue, table, telephone, toast, toybox, train, trolley, wallpaper, watermelon, weightlifter, window
  • Objects with special plural forms (i.e. other than appending an "s") seem to come out singular. Probably a bug.
• Verbs: avoid, buy, dance with, eat, finish, forget, hit, park, pinch, play, play with, remember, shake, shuffle, stab, step on, watch, wiggle
• Past verbs: ate, avoided, bought, broke, cleaned, flew, forgot, killed, played with, polished, rode, stepped on, stole, took, touched, wrote

That's enough for tonight. --[TechSmurf][T][C] 03:33, 18 August 2008 (CDT)

• And this'll probably complete a vast majority of it. --Quietust (t|c) 10:56, 29 August 2008 (CDT)
  • I [verbed] the [object], but I did not [other verb] the [other object]. - Looks like a reference to "I Shot The Sheriff" to me ("I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy") -PFC Walker 17:50, 4 November 2008 (UTC)

Speakeasy

Tried pulling the stuffed Hodgman 337 times, no orange text or Thirsty message. --Fluxxdog (talk) 13:28, 3 July 2014 (UTC)

250+ pulls here and no THIRSTY message. --Cripzy (talk) 17:36, 3 July 2014 (UTC)