Talk:That Explains All The Eyepatches

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Not sure this is correct. I just got the adventure, and I chose the middle option, "Pull One Over On The Pirates". I didn't get the shot of rotgut, I got the stats and drunkenness. 3 Drunkenness, 400 in my mainstat, 300 in the other two. I'm currently a Lv27 AT, so I think those stat gains top out somewhere.

--Brightbutt The Defenestrator 01:36, 4 December 2007 (CST)

I concur, level 33 same substat gain etc. --Originalcyn 02:18, 4 December 2007 (CST)

I just did the "Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget" option, got this:

You gain 3 Drunkenness. You gain 140 Beefiness. You gain 164 Enchantedness. You gain 90 Cheek. Current Unbuffed Stats Muscle: 55 Mysticality: 75 Moxie: 53 So, at a guess, it's based on unbuffed stats x2, with a variance. I'll keep trying this, but the drunkeness will impede me of course.

I'm guessing that the top choice is myst, the middle is moxie, and the bottom is muscle, although i'm sorta sure that it also counts in stat modifiers when giving points, i have 132 (122)myst, and i got 273 Mysteriousness. --Beanie0 07:39, 4 December 2007 (CST)


Using myst choice:
You gain 3 Drunkenness.
You gain 300 Muscleboundness.
You gain 400 Magicalness.
You gain 300 Roguishness
My stats
Muscle: 205 (202)
Mysticality: 417 (414)
Moxie: 215 (199)
-- regelus|Talk 11:13, 4 December 2007 (CST)

I just got this adventure and chose "Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget" and I fought a tipsy pirate. My highest stat is moxie. --wexer9 15:37, 4 December 2007 (CST)

I just got this one and chose to pull one over on them - 3 drunkenness, 216/157/352 stats gained. Unbuffed, 82/80/139. Buffed, 85/83/174.--KGaijin 19:06, 4 December 2007 (CST)

I think the reference on the result of the careful option may be a reference to The Subtle Knife, with the "extend your consciousness to the tip of the darrrt" and all that. --Sorroth 15:19, 5 December 2007 (CST)

I just got this adventure, chose "Carefully throw the darrrt at the tarrrget" and I fought a tipsy pirate. My highest stat is muscle. --Ercassendil 23:59, 5 December 2007 (CST)

This does not seem to be simply tied to highest stat. I chose "Throw hard and hope for the best" -- 3 drunkeness, 62/40/44 stats gained. Unbuffed 30/588/569, Buffed 30/593/584. Clearly, muscle is not my highest stat, but I still got drunk. However, I am a Seal Clubber. --batdan 10:26, 10 December 2007 (CST)

I think this adventure is tied more into what your highest stat SHOULD be. I am a level 10 TT, unbuffed stats 85/67/112, buffed 101/73/130. I chose to pull one over on the pirates, and I got the shot of rotgut. I do believe that the choice depends more on class than actual stats. --Braska 22:37, 1 February 2008 (CST)

I chose to put one over on the pirates and received 91-122-230 substats. My stats were 58-59-(131)85 prior to the reward. DB! --Blastphemist 03:01, 19 March 2008 (CDT)

Damnit people, either someone else needs to change this, or I need to be taught how to do it myself. The effects of the adventure are based on your current Character Class, NOT YOUR HIGHEST STAT! UNBUFFED OR OTHERWISE! I am a level 9 TT right now, stats unbuffed are 80/62/88, buffed stats are 99/67/106. I chose the Throw the dart as hard as you can option, and got 3 drunkeness, and 173/83/183 (today IS a moxie day) for my substats. This really needs to be fixed people. --Braska 11:50, 2 April 2008 (CDT)


From what I've been able to piece together, A Test of Testarrrsterone, That Explains All The Eyepatches, and Yes, You're a Rock Starrr only occur for non-pathed and Boozetafarians.
Since those three adventures can increase Drunkeness or involve drinking booze, Teetotalers and Oxygenarians get The Right to Bear Arrrrms, Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder, and Get Real instead (with the latter also getting the semi-rare(?) Voulez-vous manger avec moi?.
Yes, this doesn't account for the Insult Beer Pong match with Old Don Rickets, but who can claim that wasn't non-alcoholic beer they were using? Mayhaps Rickets and the Cap'm don't rank amongst the harrrdcore of the Cove.... --Mike Antleg 11:22, 11 December 2007 (CST)

Ricky Bobby?

In the first choice, the line where it says "Man, you really thought you could feel it." might be a reference to Ricky Bobby, in which the title character says the aforementioned line while attempting to drive a car blindfolded.

Gains

Mainstat Gains
50 (Mus) 100, 101, 108, 114, 117, 120, 120, 125, 125, 129, 134, 148, 150
50, 54, 57, 60, 62, 71, 80, 83, 85, 90, 94, 96, 98
52, 61, 61, 67, 74, 76, 77, 79, 86, 87, 89, 91, 100
90 (Mus) 254
132
168
92 (Mus) 185
178
110
93 (Mus) 217, 258
119, 136
97, 111
100 (Mus) 248, 288
190, 195
143, 172

Mainstat gains range from 201.1%-288%, offstats range from 104.3%-195%. Predicting 200%-300% mainstat, 100%-200% offstat (which would confirm the figures already on the page). --TechSmurf 20:57, 29 January 2011 (UTC)