User:Regelus

Hi !

If you reached this page... it is because you are lost, completely lost.

Well, a few facts about me:

- I am from Argentina, i am not an English spoken, i usually speak like the Sword behind inappropriate prepositions.

- I am a noob, but only me can say myself noob, it is a bit weird if you tell me that, and come on, i know that you dont want to "get an awful accident". Mafia FTW!

Well, nothing else, have a nice day.

Checklist of my perms skills

In order as i got them (DD/MM/YYYY):

• Amphibian Sympathy (09/12/2006)
• Leash of Linguini (17/12/2006)
• Mad Looting Skillz (26/12/2006)
• Advanced Saucecrafting (01/01/2007)
• Pastamastery (11/01/2007)
• Pulverize (22/01/2007)
• Transcendental Noodlecraft (01/02/2007)
• Lunging Thrust-Smack (13/02/2007)
• Eye of the Stoat (25/02/2007)
• Armorcraftiness (05/03/2007)
• The Way of Sauce (17/03/2007)
• Double-Fisted Skull Smashing (27/03/2007)
• Thrust-Smack (03/04/2007)
• Springy Fusilli (11/04/2007)
• Ambidextrous Funkslinging (16/04/2007)
• Torso Awaregness (19/04/2007) Fastest run

Post-NS13

• Elemental Saucesphere (25/06/2007)
• Flavour of magic (29/02/2008)
• Spirit of Rigatoni (18/03/2008)
• Ravioli Shurikens (30/05/2008)
• Superhuman Cocktailcrafting (09/09/2008)
• Advanced Cocktailcrafting (15/09/2008)
• Tao of the Terrapin (23/09/2008) (i slowly started getting all the skills needed for Basement Diving)
• Entangling Noodles (14/10/2008)
• Moxious Madrigal (19/10/2008)
• Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises (26/10/2008)
• Cannelloni Cocoon (01/11/2008)
• Spirit of Ravioli (05/11/2008 my fastest 5-days softcore run so far (with a bit of help from Feast of Boris holiday))
• Deep Saucery (26/02/2009 First Basement run DONE! =D)
• Immaculate Seasoning (planned, second Basement run)
• Intrinsic Spiciness (planned, third Basement run)
• Impetuous Sauciness (planned, forth Basement run)
• Saucegeyser (planned, fifth Basement run)
• Stream of Sauce (planned, sixth Basement run)
• Not sure yet which one is next

(All softcore by the moment)

Things I should not forget before Ascending

• Untinker the Bitchin' meatcar
• If starting another softcore run, get this:

1. meat maid or clockwork maid
2. Chef-in-the-box
3. Cottage
4. Bartender-in-the-box
5. 3 ores of each class for lvl8 quest
6. The goat cheese for that quest too
7. Elf Farm Raffle ticket for the pagoda quest.
8. All items required for the NS.

• MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE SKILL THAT YOU WANT TO MAKE PERM.
• Cook the key pies.
• Run out the perplexing portal energy.
• Check the BHH if the spooky forest bounty is enabled (or another easy one).
• Cast all your once per day skills so you will be able to cast them again.
• Explode your zapping wand, your boxed chef (crafting cocoa eggs or pie crusts) and your boxed bartender.
• Get the towel
• Get all the trophies
• Collect the mushrooms if you was farming.
• Collect the free goofballs
• Put in your market any item you will want to sell before being ronin/Hardcore

Short terms Goals

• Finish hunting the BHH outfit
• Get a Jewel-eyed wizard hat
• Get a Deck of lewd playing cards
• Get at least 6 Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificates (Cheating in HC FTW! xD)
• Shurg off the fear that i have, and use the Llama lama cria that i have in my Display Case
• Do the same with Rainbow's Gravity manual...