The Bathroom of Ten Men
You find yourself in a cavernous chamber whose walls are a chaotic confusion of fixtures, toilets, sinks, mirrors, medicine cabinets and steaming vents. It's all very Terry Gilliam.
A massive claw-foot bathtub sits in the middle of the room, like a boat with the water on the inside instead of the outside.
What's it gonna be?
| Take the tub |
You tip the bathtub over to dump out the water, then you pick it up and take it with you. The bathtub, I mean, not the water. If you wanted to take the water with you, you should've left it in the tub.
 | You acquire an item: old claw-foot bathtub |
| Flush a bunch of toilets |
You run around like a madman, flushing a bunch of toilets at random. A few moments later, an angry, wet junksprite emerges from a shower you hadn't noticed, glares at you as if to say "What's the big idea, Bub?" and then attacks you as if to say "I'm going to attack you, Bub." Starts a random combat from The Old Landfill
| Wash your hands |
- Once per ascension, if "Bang the Hubcap" and "Turn up the television" have already been done in the other two subzones and you have not fought Doctor Oh, the Junksprite Boss already:
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You turn on the hot water faucet on a random sink. It does that thing where a grating, high-pitched whine emerges from inside the wall, only it's like forty grating high-pitched whines emerging from forty walls. The ground starts shaking, so you turn the water off. The noises continue to echo down the corridors of the junkheap as you take your leave.
Occurs at Once More Unto the Junk.
Notes
- Taking the tub is only available once per ascension.
- Flushing the toilets starts a combat with a junksprite bender, a junksprite melter, or a junksprite sharpener.
