The Big Ignatowicz
| The Big Ignatowicz | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2218 |
| Locations | The Hippy Camp (Wartime) in a Wildfire run |
| Hit Points | 2000 |
| Attack | 250 |
| Defense | 225 |
| Initiative | 60 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | hippy |
| Elements | hot |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, fire, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | solid gold bowling ball |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Big IgnatowiczThis guy, known mostly by his nickname, "That Guy Who is on Fire," is the very embodiment of hippy slackerism. He doesn't have a job, never showers, wears a bathrobe and pajama pants most of the time, and generally spends his days in a thick cloud of several different and distinct kinds of smoke. You'd better watch out, he's got a Folger's can with your name on it.
Hit Message(s):
He squints at you and starts a long, rambling diatribe about "certain new information" and "things coming to light." You doze off for a bit and hit your head on a burning log. Ugh! Ow! Ugh! Eek! (hot damage)
He produces a fire marmot from inside his bathrobe. Before you can say "nice marmot," he throws it at you! It rips at your flesh, and it's scorching hot to boot. Ooh! Ugh! Argh! (hot damage)
He pulls a red-hot bowling ball out of his bathrobe, looks unsure how it got there, then shrugs and drops it. On your toe. Eek! Eek! Eek! Ouch! (hot damage)
You accidentally bump his arm, spilling his White Canadian and Coffee. He shouts "Hey, careful, man, there's a scalding hot beverage here!" and throws it in your face. Ouch! Ooh! Ow! (hot damage)
He reaches down and pulls a flaming rug out from under you. You hadn't even noticed you were standing on a rug! He examines the rug and sighs. "You bled on my rug, man! That rug really tied the room together." (CRITICAL HIT!) Argh! Ow! Eek! (hot damage)
He squints at you and says "I dropped off the money exactly as per... look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know..."
He starts to attack, but someone bumps his arm, spilling his White Canadian. He shouts "hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!!"
He produces a marmot from inside his bathrobe. You say "nice marmot," and he nods and puts it back in his bathrobe.
not known
 | You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Wartime) in a Wildfire run.
