The Crimborg
| The Crimborg | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2004 |
| Locations | Crimbo's Beard, Crimbo's Boots, Crimbo's Reindeer |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+4 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+4 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | weird |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, robot parts, torso |
| Drops | negative lump |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting the CrimborgThe combination of high technology and ruthless efficiency would have made an extremely effective holiday management force. Maybe it would have been better for everyone if they'd won.
Hit Message(s):
The Crimborg blasts you with its extremely festive red-and-green death ray. Eek! Ouch! Ow!
The Crimborg roasts your chestnuts with an open flamethrower. Eek! Oof! Eek!
The Crimborg whips you with its shiny silver tinsel neurowhip. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh!
"We are Crimborg. You will be festive." the cyborg says in a neutral tone of voice, then shoots you with a red-and-green laser. (CRITICAL HIT!) Eek! Ow! Argh!
The Crimborg missed you with its death ray, fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
The Crimborg pulls out a flamethrower, but you remind it to be cautious of fire around Crimbo trees, which tend to be dry and extremely flammable.
The Crimborg tries to whip you with some tinsel, but this is about as effective as it sounds.
The Crimborg's blaster runs out of batteries, and it has to hunt around for more. Ugh, there's never enough batteries at Crimbo. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: negative lump (% chance)* |
Occurs at Crimbo's Boots.
