The Fighters of Fighting/Vaso De Agua
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VS | Vaso De Agua
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| Head Kick | Groin Kick | Leg Sweep | Throat Punch | Gut Punch | Knee Punch | |
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| Vaso→ Player ↓ |
Vaso de Agua downs a beer, then says, "Una cerveza, una lanza a la cabeza!" Before you can translate, you see his foot flying at your head, and that's the universal language. | Vaso de Agua says, "sometimes, I think that unrequited love is the greatest pain anyone can suffer. Then I remember that a well-placed foot to the groin is far, far more painful. Thank you for reminding me of that, amigo." | Vaso de Agua says, "when my lover, Laharina, left me, I felt as though my feet had been knocked out from under me. Allow me to demonstrate how that feels, amigo." He crouches down, ready to sweep you off your feet. | Vaso de Agua cocks back one exquisitely manicured fist and aims it straight at your throat. | Vaso de Agua says, "your abdomen is flabby and unappealing compared to my flawless musculature, amigo. But perhaps a few bruises would add to its aesthetic appeal." He aims a helpful fist at your gut. | Vaso de Agua says, "you know, amigo, the pain of lost love is like a punch in the knee. Okay, you got me, it's nothing like a punch in the knee. But I'm about to punch you in the knee." |
| Head Kick | Vaso de Agua does a backflip, easily dodging your head kick and catching you under the chin with one soggy foot. ¡Lástima de ti! | Vaso de Agua does a backflip, easily dodging your groin kick and catching you under the chin with one soggy foot. ¡Lástima de ti! | You sweep Vaso's leg out from under him while he's trying to kick you with the other foot. He falls hard, and his mask slips off for a fraction of a second. The crowd boos you for spoiling Vaso's aura of mystery. | You counter, "you sound like a goat, so a punch to the throat!" You duck under his head kick and slam your fist into his windpipe. He coughs and hacks, but does so in such a debonair fashion that the audience isn't impressed with your attack. | "Funny you should say that," you respond, "because your head is clearly as empty as a bell. Let's see if it rings like one!" You easily dodge Vaso's gut punch and counter it with a boot to the head. The crowd goes wild as Vaso lands face-first in the dirt. | Vaso de Agua does a backflip, easily dodging your knee punch and catching you under the chin with one soggy foot. ¡Lástima de ti! |
| Groin Kick | Vaso de Agua effortlessly slips under your head kick, then knees you square in the huevos, or perhaps your gatito . Whatever you've got going on under there. I'm certainly not interested in finding out, either way. | You say, "I couldn't agree more," and scramble Vaso's huevos before he can get to you. Vaso launches into an impassioned soprano mariachi tune about how badly you hurt him, and the crowd cheers him and boos you. | Vaso de Agua effortlessly slips under your leg sweep, then knees you square in the huevos, or perhaps your gatito . Whatever you've got going on under there. I'm certainly not interested in finding out, either way. | Vaso de Agua effortlessly slips under your throat punch, then knees you square in the huevos, or perhaps your gatito . Whatever you've got going on under there. I'm certainly not interested in finding out, either way. | You slap Vaso's foot aside and punch him right in his rock-solid abs. You make a little dent, and the audience is a little enthusiastic about it. | You ignore Vaso's banter and focus on the foot heading to your groin. Before it can arrive at its intended destination, you punch Vaso's knee as hard as you can. The shockwave travels up to your elbow, but Vaso collapses as the crowd goes crazy. |
| Leg Sweep | You hop over Vaso's leg sweep and boot him in the head. He flips over once and falls to the ground. The crowd gasps, horrified at the violence of your attack. What's BorderSpeak for 'hypocrite?' | Your groin kick doesn't even muss Vaso de Agua's hair -- which is a good thing, because that'd really make him mad -- and he easily sweeps your legs out from under you. "Pindejo, tierra. Tierra, pindejo," he says, by way of introduction. | Your leg sweep doesn't even muss Vaso de Agua's hair -- which is a good thing, because that'd really make him mad -- and he easily sweeps your legs out from under you. "Pindejo, tierra. Tierra, pindejo," he says, by way of introduction. | You take advantage of Vaso de Agua's crouching stance by punching him right in the throat. Wait, what did you think I was going to say? Geez. Anyway, Vaso coughs and wheezes while the crowd goes nuts. | Your gut punch doesn't even muss Vaso de Agua's hair -- which is a good thing, because that'd really make him mad -- and he easily sweeps your legs out from under you. "Pindejo, tierra. Tierra, pindejo," he says, by way of introduction. | As Vaso brings his leg around, you punch him right in the kneecap. Vaso stumbles a little, but then straightens up. "I who have tasted the bitter fruit of unrequited love am not to be harmed by a simple punch to the knee, amigo," he says, and the crowd applauds him. |
| Throat Punch | Vaso de Agua sidesteps your head kick with casual ease, then cavalierly plants his fist in your trachea. | You step closer to Vaso, throwing off his aim, and viciously knee him in the huevos. Vaso stumbles and doubles over, but quickly regains his footing. The crowd applauds politely. | Before Vaso's punch can hit your throat, you knock his legs right out from under him. I don't care what side of the border you're from, that's got to hurt. The crowd cheers wildly as he bites the dust. | Vaso de Agua sidesteps your throat punch with casual ease, then cavalierly plants his fist in your trachea. | Vaso de Agua sidesteps your gut punch with casual ease, then cavalierly plants his fist in your trachea. | You duck under Vaso's throat punch and deliver a shattering blow to his kneecap. "¡Dios mio, el dolor!" Vaso shouts, tears streaming from under his mask. The crowd boos you for being a big old meanie. |
| Gut Punch | "Look," you say, "all I know is baño means 'bath,' and ay, mi estómago means 'ow, my stomach!'" You easily duck under Vaso's head kick and put a dent in his rock-solid abs. The crowd screams your name, much like your mom screams mine. | Vaso de Agua somehow dodges your groin kick and grabs a rose from a female admirer at the same time. You're still admiring his multitasking skills when he deals a vicious blow to your ego. And by 'ego,' I mean, 'stomach.' | "Yes," you retort, "but my butt is well-padded and yours is bony," and you sweep his legs out from under him. Vaso lands flat on his keister. The crowd applauds with restrained enthusiasm; partly because they're distracted by how big your butt is. | Vaso de Agua somehow dodges your throat punch and grabs a rose from a female admirer at the same time. You're still admiring his multitasking skills when he deals a vicious blow to your ego. And by 'ego,' I mean, 'stomach.' | You knock Vaso's punch to the side and slam your hand into his gut instead. He doubles over in pain, and you hop around waving your hand around. The crowd applauds Vaso and boos you, since you just demonstrated the superiority of his abs. | Vaso de Agua somehow dodges your knee punch and grabs a rose from a female admirer at the same time. You're still admiring his multitasking skills when he deals a vicious blow to your ego. And by 'ego,' I mean, 'stomach.' |
| Knee Punch | "Thanks for the heads up," you say, dodging the punch, "and speaking of heads up --" and you kick Vaso right in the chin. Sadly, your perfect quipping is marred by the fact that his mask takes most of the damage. The crowd sits on its hands. | You ignore Vaso's banter and focus on the foot heading to your groin. Before it can arrive at its intended destination, you punch Vaso's knee as hard as you can. The shockwave travels up to your elbow, but Vaso collapses as the crowd goes crazy. | The wind from your leg sweep passing by gives Vaso de Agua goosebumps, so at least that's something. It's not as impressive as the shattering punch to the kneecap that Vaso de Agua gives you, of course, but it's something. | "Thanks for the heads-up," you say, and knock Vaso's head up with a fist to the throat. Vaso starts wailing about how he will never be able to sing again, and all the ladies in the crowd (and several of the gentlemen) boo you. | The wind from your gut punch passing by gives Vaso de Agua goosebumps, so at least that's something. It's not as impressive as the shattering punch to the kneecap that Vaso de Agua gives you, of course, but it's something. | The wind from your knee punch passing by gives Vaso de Agua goosebumps, so at least that's something. It's not as impressive as the shattering punch to the kneecap that Vaso de Agua gives you, of course, but it's something. |
