The Haiku Dungeon/Retired

Retired Adventures

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Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Xtreme Mage)
	Substat Gain: 2 Mysteriousness Note: This adventure was removed on January 24th, 2007, when The Wizard of Ego quest rolled out.

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Haiku Dungeon Ruck
	Item Drops: dope gangsta bling-bling Note: This adventure used to be triggered whenever you adventured here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.

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Haiku Dungeon Craziness
	Item Drops: rusty metal ring

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Haiku Dungeon Debauchery
	Substat Gain: 2 Fortitude

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Haiku Dungeon Depravity
	Substat Gain: 2 Mysteriousness

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Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Bugbear)
	Item Drops: bugbear bungguard

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Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Gelatinous Cube)
	Meat Drops: 15

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Haiku Dungeon Excitement (Torch)
	Substat Gain: 1 Mysteriousness

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Haiku Dungeon Extravaganza
	Substat Gain: 1 Sarcasm

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Haiku Dungeon Hooray!
	Substat Gain: 2 Fortitude

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Haiku Dungeon in the Fall (Start Flexing)
	Substat Gain: 2 Fortitude

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Haiku Dungeon in the Fall (Treasure Chest)
	Meat Drops: 20

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Haiku Dungeon in the Spring (Get Real Drunk)
	Substat Gain: 1 Fortitude

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Haiku Dungeon in the Spring (Question Every Goblin)
	Item Drops: meat from yesterday

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Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Gold Cojones)
	Substat Gain: 1 Sarcasm

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Haiku Dungeon in the Summer (Knocked Dafuggout)
	Substat Gain: 3 Sarcasm

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Haiku Dungeon in the Winter (Gravy)
	Item Drops: fairy gravy boat

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Haiku Dungeon in the Winter (Spoon and Bowl)
	Meat Drops: 20

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Haiku Dungeon Insanity
	Substat Gain: 2-3 Sarcasm

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Haiku Dungeon Loot
	Item Drops: Orcish meat locker

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Haiku Dungeon Lunch Break
	Meat Drops: 30

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Haiku Dungeon Monotony
	Item Drops: rusty metal shaft Meat Drops: 15

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Haiku Dungeon Relaxation
	Item Drops: ice-cold Willer

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Haiku Dungeon Romance
	Substat Gain: 2 Sarcasm

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Haiku Dungeon Self-Destruction
	Substat Gain: 3 Mysteriousness

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Haiku Dungeon Skullduggery
	Meat Drops: 25

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The Haiku Dungeon 1
	Beat him with your weapon: Fail the Haiku Challenge Kick him in the junk Try to bribe him with some Meat Note: Part of the Haiku Challenge, and will not occur once it is complete.

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The Haiku Dungeon 2
	Try a roundhouse kick Offer the guy some more booze Focus your chi and Hadoken: Fail the Haiku Challenge Note: Part of the Haiku Challenge, and will not occur once it is complete.

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The Haiku Dungeon 3
	Give Hung Lo a shot Large Wang's the one you want: Fail the Haiku Challenge Try Enormous Genitals Note: Part of the Haiku Challenge, and will not occur once it is complete.

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The Haiku Dungeon 4
	Push the button for ramen Get a tiny plastic zmobie: Fail the Haiku Challenge Buy the boxer shorts Note: Part of the Haiku Challenge, and will not occur once it is complete.

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The Haiku Dungeon 5
	Distract him and sneak away Quickly grab the stone Kick him square in the shins: Fail the Haiku Challenge Note: Part of the Haiku Challenge, and will not occur once it is complete.