User:Assassin010
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Make sure to visit http://kingdomofloathing.com!!
Assassin010's Challenge: Read Assassin010's website
page-thingy without falling asleep. Who knows, you might
win a million dollars!!
In your random event of you coming to this website,
you are magically teleported to your own backyard.
You have no idea what is happening at all.
Suddenly, a white bunny falls from the sky and lands
in your lap. You stroke its back gently, saying "Awwwwww..." You're such a wuss.
The white bunny hisses at you " MOOOO!!!". You shove
the bunny away, scared and frightened.
You're fighting A Bunny in your Backyard!!! WTF?! It looks completely harmless at first glance.
But it's not.
It nibbles on your toe!! Ugh! Ouch!
You lose 2 Hit Points.
You throw a rock at it. 
You miss so badly that the rock doesn't even hit the ground.
You suck.
The bunny pees on your shoe. The urine then soaks into your sock, which you are
wearing.
You feel more pathetic.Ouch! Oof! Argh! Ooh!
You lose 50 MP.
"Man that socks!" you say nervously. "Get it? Because it's supposed to be...
sucks..."
"Get a life!" says the bunny as he smacks you across the face.Argh! Ow!
You lose 11 Hit Points.
You call upon your invisible friends. You are not sure whether
they are really your friends, or if they are even here.
Your friends attack viciously but do no damage.
The bunny hops around in circles.
What a fearsome move he is preparing for.
In the moment of absolute terror you seize the opportunity to twiddle your
thumbs.
The twiddling of your thumbs is so hypnotizing that the bunny is paralyzed!!
You attack The Bunny in your Backyard with your bug spray!
You deal damage. 2 damage to be exact. PSHH!! SPLAT!! PISS!!
The bunny throws a carrot at your mouth, but it hits your eye.
How disappointing.Ugh! Ouch! Oof! Oof!
You lose 5 hit points
You attack The Bunny in your Backyard with your bug spray again!
You spray like you've never sprayed before
CRITICAL HIT! You hit it for 12 damage! 
KA-SPRAY! PSHH! SPLAT! BLAMMO! SOCKO! WHAM!
The bunny is angered.
It pees in your face, which doesn't hurt, but it is still disgusting.
You are so shocked that pee in your pants. You really suck, don't you?
You suck so much that your suckiness creates a black hole,
thus absorbing large amounts of energy.
The Bunny in your backyard disentegrates due to the process of photosynthesis.
You win the the fight!
WAIT!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!? BUNNIES ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!!
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SIGN OF THE END OF THE WORLD!!
THE "2" IN "42" BECOMES A "3", THUS MAKING IT "44". OH NO!!
WHAT IS GOING ON!?
No time to worry about that now!!
You, yes you, have some bunnies to take care of,
before they eat all of the carrots and rule the world!!!
Now get there you cruel and heartless bunny slayer!!!
They all get a jump on you!
The bunny, who seems to be the boss bunny says " NYAAAA!!"
If I had to guess, it meant: "DOGPILE!!!" Ugh! Ow! Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!
You lose 32 hit points.
You slink away, dejected and defeated.
You go back to rest in your tent. 
You gain 8 hit points.
You rest in your tent again.
You gain 10 hit points.
And again....
You gain 10 hit points.
Hurry up already....
You gain 9 hit points.
Almost there....
You gain 10 hit points.
And you're done!!
You go outside to stretch a little bit.
Suddenly, a 20-pound stack of money falls from the sky and lands on your groin!! 
No more upside down splits for you, genius.
You try count the money, but you are so dumb that you don't know how to count.
Suddenly, the amazingly intelligent and handsome Assassin010
materializes right in front of you!! Amazing!!
" I see you have trouble counting that money. Let me count it for you," he says intelligently.
You want to say " Sure, thanks," but your "Spidey-Senses" tell you it is a trap.
You ignore your "Spidey-Senses" and say " Sure, thanks." You hand the wad of money to him.
Assassin010 snatches it eagerly and begins counting. After it appears that he is done counting you say "Well....?"
"Well what?" he says.
You ask " How much money do I have?" "Oh, okay. You have approximately $4" he
says. "Okay, thanks!" you say.
For some strange reason Assassin010 pulls out a $20 bill.
"Here. I'll trade this $20 bill for the $4 you have." " Sure," you say. You exchange money.
Assassin010 puts the money in his pocket and drives away in his Ferrari.
With the money in your hand, you say " What a dumbass."
Those ballistic bunnies have probably taken over the world by now.
You are going to need some weapons!!You are gonna need some weapons, I reckon!
You didn't read the whole thing, did you?
To slay the bunnies you must go to the Civilizati 3's place!!
Get going ya moron.
READ CIVILIZATI 3'S ENTIRE PAGE!!!
Bunnies are taking over the world, you know...
You see others scream in pain!!
Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ooh! Ugh! Ouch!
Well... what are you waiting for!? GO!!!
