User:DimDumb

Name: DimDumb

In-game ID: #1856180

Class: 2.5% Pastamancer 5% Sauceror 92.5% Seal Clubber <-- In progress... <-- Not mine... <-- Not mine...

Current "house": What house?

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Current familiar:

Dumbhat, the Hovering Sombrero

In Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium:

Lepredumb, the Leprechaun	

Tornado Dumb Leaf, the Whirling Maple Leaf

Not so Dumb Psycho Teddy Borg, the Teddy Borg

Dumby Gravy Fairy, the Baby Gravy Fairy	

Sabre-Toothed-Bengal-Dumb Lime, the Sabre-Toothed Lime

Dumb Stuporrr Barrrnacle, the Barrrnacle

Darkdumb, the Grue

Dumball, the Blood-Faced Volleyball

Cocoadumbo, the Cocoabo

Dumb Starfish, the Star Starfish

Fried Dumbtato, the Levitating Potato

Moskdumb, the Mosquito

ClockworkDumb Grapefruit, the Clockwork Grapefruit

Dumbat, the Stab Bat

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Clan: The Tiny, Tiny Clan

Title: Rocket Meat Grower

Rank: Capitain

Other things: bla bla bla bla bla

"Daddy's items":

                      natty blue ascot
                      Sea salt scrubs
                      Nurse's hat
                      Box of sunshine Free one ^_^

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Hobo kill count: Around 40/50 ^.^'

Richard's adventures: 356+

Hobo bosses killed: 0

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MMG loss rate: 98.00%

MMG meat lost: Around 53000

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Favorite Food: Cold hi mein

Favorite Booze: Salty dog

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Hate: and and and particulary and extremely and very extremely

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Unbeatable in: TP Wars O.o

Average Ascension Duration: 1 Month

Triumph: You gain some levels...

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Headache: Sunken chest. Really I need help with this one...

Theory 1: It only is used to do a spooky pirate skeleton...

Theory 2: Jick is mocking us...

Theory 3: Pirate + Pick-O-Matic lockpicks + ??? = (Hope)

What's behind Theory 4? Jick is mocking us really hard...