User:KennyMan666
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Kenny is the current hardcore teetotaler playerbase in the Kingdom of Loathing.
Kenny's current goal is to become the most dedicated HCT ascender in the kingdom (as counted by KoLDB's HCT dedication board, only NS13 ascensions). A goal of his was to have it happen before August 24, 2016, the date that is his 11th KoL anniversary, but it doesn't look like he'll succeed given that university and getting done with a bachelor's degree ate a lot of his free time leading to a 170 day aftercore. The revised goal is to reach a total of 250 ascensions before the anniversary, and become the most dedicated HCT ascender before the end of 2016.
On 2015-12-09, Kenny finished the 6th ever NS13 3-day HCT, and in doing so became the first and as of 2016-05-30 still only person ever to pull it off as a Disco Bandit (and, indeed, as any class other than Sauceror). Said run was at the time it was completed the 5th fastest HCT ever done under NS13, though it was highly dependent on 2015-12-09 being Feast of Boris. These days, in a world with the Source Terminal and some other new goodies, 3-day HCT is no longer hard to achieve as any class even without FoB, but it was a fun achievement while it lasted. Kenny's HCT record currently sits at 3/540, which at the time of writing (2016-07-13) is the 3rd fastest HCT run that has been done. Incidentally, he's also somehow managed the 3rd fastest Avatar of Sneaky Pete and 2nd fastest Avatar of Jarlsberg.
Kenny has no custom avatars, but the custom title the %S dan Ouendan, which is a reference to the Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan series for the Nintendo DS. Kenny has cosplayed Doumeki Kai from said series.
Kenny considers himself leaning towards being a spade, but usually does not have the time to delve deep into mechanics. The biggest thing he did was attempt to lead a spading charge for the The Glaciest quests. Kenny feels a deep spiritual connection with VYKEA and its inhabitants, as he hails from the country that spawned the real life version.
His mall store, Vikings United, has a delicious stinkbug for sale at the low, low price of 129,999,998 meat. There's a story behind that one that he's forgotten the punchline to.
