User:Xtanstic/UBW

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Three-Headed Monkey

Look in front of you! A Three-Headed Monkey! These strange creatures appear to be native to exotic tropical islands. And they also happen to be really small. Really small.

Type: combat / usable item
Selling Price: 500 Meat

Obtained From

The F'c'le

chatty pirate

Look behind you! (with ten-leaf clover)

When Used

• From inventory:

You put the tiny mutant simian in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium. You realize that the idea of a Three-Headed Monkey is absurd and biologically unsound and *poof* your Three-Headed Monkey disappears. Hey! Have those bananas always been there?

You acquire 1−2 bananas

• In combat:

You put the Three-Headed Monkey on the ground and it scampers off. "Look behind you! A Three-Headed Monkey!", you yell. Your opponent is momentarily distracted as it turns around looking for the monkey.

• In combat (if a Three-Headed Monkey has been used already):

You put the Three-Headed Monkey on the ground and it scampers off. "Look behind you! A Three-Headed Monkey!", you yell. "Ha! I'm not falling for that again!", your opponent replies as he punches you in the rhesus.

You acquire an effect: Embarrassed (duration: 1 Adventure)

You lose 10−30 hit points.

Notes

• Stuns opponents 100% of the time.
• You may not use more than one per combat. Using another one
• Drops once per Ascension

References

• This item is a reference a recurring joke in the Monkey Island series.