User talk:Pastangum
This is the page to note and notify Pastangum (same name in-game) if there are any issues with my updates. I will respond here, and if it's appropriate, on the notifier's talk page. --Pastangum
Daffy Taffy spading
Daffy Taffy Jokes has been formulated into a much nicer template, and so the spading herein is being removed. Raw joke data will continue to be stored until I check for extant jokes; then they'll be deleted.
Raw Joke Data
Feel free to add your own jokes - EXACTLY as they appear from the Daffy Taffy, typos and all. Adding the line-break between Q and A is helpful but not essential.
Q: When is a hamburger not a hamburger?
A: When it's a racial stereotype!
Q: What the difference between a bird and a fly?
A: See you at the corner!
Q: What do you get when you cross a budgerigar and a hippy?
A: A phlegm!
Q: 2 antennas got married.
A: To get to the moovies.
Q: What did the dog say to the monkey?
A: "Stick with me, and we'll go places."
Q: When is a grue not a grue?
A: When it's a 55-gallon drum of kerosene!
Q: Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
A: Hiss-tory!
Q: When is a jellyfish not a jellyfish?
A: When it's a whippoorwill!
Q: What did the door say to the femur?
A: "No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
Q: What did the knob goblin say to the vacuum cleaner?
A: "Look busy, here comes the origami crane!"
Q: What time should you go to the dentist?
A: Odour in the court!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Technophile.
Technophile who?
Technophile you like to hear another knock knock joke?
Q: What goes zzub zzub?
A: Because they only had one pair of trunks!
Q: What did the baby giraffe say to his big brother?
A: Because of the Internet!
Q: What do you get when you cross a republican and a Pope?
A: A gorgonzola!
Q: What did the diaper rash say to the jackdaw?
A: "Look busy, here comes the helicopter!"
Q: What did the harpsichord say to the supervillan?
A: "That was no hobo, that was my wife!"
Q: Did you hear about the man that died from furniture polish?
A: Lets get married, we cantaloupe.
Q: What did the racial stereotype say to the nun?
A: "Give back the helicopter or I'll kill you where you stand!"
Q: What did the donkey say to the republican?
A: "Get that grue away from my cannibal!"
Q: What kind of key doesn't open a door?
A: Ape-ril!
