Were-Dr. Awkwarder, ew
| Were-Dr. Awkwarder, ew | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2440 |
| Locations | Dr. Awkward's Office, during a WereProfessor run |
| Hit Points | 200 |
| Attack | 175 |
| Defense | 157 |
| Initiative | -10000 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm,head,leg,torso |
| Drops | Drowsy Sword |
| Quest | Staff of Fats |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Were-Dr. Awkwarder, ewDr. Awkward gestures at you with the Staff of Fats, apparently intending to use its powers -- whatever they are -- against you. But, something goes wrong! Green electricity coruscates down the length of the Staff, and up Dr. Awkward's arm -- he howls in pain! His body twists and writhes, and bursts out of his raincoat, revealing a new muscular, bestial form! He's still wearing his hat, though.
"Hgrraaarrgh!" he yells.
Hit Message(s):
He brutally slashes at your <nipple>, just like a brute would do. Ow! Oof! Ooh!
Dr. Awkward chomps you evilly as you stumble directly into the path of his mouth. Argh! Argh! Ouch!
He pokes you several times with the pointy ends of his hands. I mean, his claws. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
He ruthlessly beats you down, roaring with fury. "Gaaarrgh hgr raaag!" he yells, whatever that means. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ow! Eek! Ugh!
He growls angrily as you dodge his attack. "Grrr arrgh! Hnngr gnnhh grr arrrg!"
He swipes at you with his claws, but you dodge in a way that's too exciting for me to describe. Look, there's gonna be a lot of claw attacks in this path. They can't all be winners.
He tries to slash your <nipple>, but misses -- his glasses don't fit anymore.
Dr. Awkward rakes his claws at you, but you fortuitously stumble out of the way. "Arrgh! Grr! Rghgrra!" he shouts, inexplicably. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain Meat |
 | You acquire an item: Staff of Fats (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Drowsy Sword (100% chance)* |
Occurs at Dr. Awkward's Office.
