Yakuza guard
| Yakuza guard | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1311 |
| Locations | 1st Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 2nd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building, 3rd Floor, Shiawase-Mitsuhama Building |
| Hit Points | 95 |
| Attack | 75 |
| Defense | 75 |
| No-Hit | 85 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 24-36 |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | tube of herbal ointment, butterfly knife |
| Quest | zaibatsu level 2 card, zaibatsu level 3 card, CEO office card |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a yakuza guardThe burly yakuza guard was practically busting his expensive silk suit at the seams, and he had his jacket sleeves pushed up to show off his garish arm tattoos. It was a real shame to treat such a nice suit that way.
When the guy noticed me snooping around, of course, the condition of his suit became the least of my worries.
Hit Message(s):
He launched a flurry of punches at me, not all of which landed. Argh! Argh! Oof!
He slammed a fist into my foot, knocking the wind so far out of me I wondered if it would ever come back. Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
He slammed my head into a photocopier, and made several copies of my pained expression to laugh about with his buddies later. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
I managed to avoid his punch to my <giblets>, but not the kick he simultaneously levelled at my <giblets>. Ow! Eek! Argh!
The yakuza guard kicked me through the wall of someone's cubicle. I couldn't really blame the worker for hitting me in the head with his keyboard. Ugh! Argh! Eek!
As he pulled his arm back to punch me, a seam in his suit audibly ripped. He stopped to inspect it, muttering a curse.
He did an elaborate kung-fu posture, which ended with him holding up one hand in a beckoning gesture. I rolled my eyes.
He tried to punch me in the <giblets> and kick me in the <giblets> at the same time. Fortunately, his grasp of anatomy wasn't as good as his kung-fu.
Just as he was about to slam my head into a photocopier, he noticed it was out of paper. He grumbled and asked me to wait a minute while he went to the supply cupboard.
He took a moment to brush down his lapels and crack his neck in a menacing fashion. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: butterfly knife (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: tube of herbal ointment (25% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 2 card |
| You acquire an item: zaibatsu level 3 card |
| You acquire an item: CEO office card |
Notes
- zaibatsu level 2 card drops on the 1st floor.
- zaibatsu level 3 card drops on the 2nd floor.
- CEO office card drops on the 3rd floor.
