Zombie frat boy

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Zombie frat boy
Monster ID	305
Locations	The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later
Hit Points	40
Attack	41
Defense	36
Initiative	60
Meat	25-35
Phylum	orc
Elements	sleaze
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	bottle of vodka, bottle of tequila, deodorant, homoerotic frat-paddle, ice-cold Sir Schlitz, zombie pineal gland
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a zombie frat boy

What's the difference between a frat boy and a zombie frat boy?

Well, one's sluggish, has limited mental capacity, and is prone to random violence, and the other one's a reanimated corpse.

Yup, bra, this is one frat boy who has cheated on his last standardized test.

Hit Message(s):

He cracks open your skull and gnaws on your brains. You forget all of your misty, water-colored memories. You probably should have done them in acrylics. Argh! Ouch! Ow! Ow!

He swings a rotting frat paddle at you and catches you square in the <face>. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ouch!

He lurches toward you and smacks you down. Then up. Then back down. Argh! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He swings a rotting frat paddle at you, but it breaks harmlessly over your <face>.

He lurches toward you, but you shamble backwards.

He tries to gnaw your brains, but can't find any. ZING!

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After Combat

You gain 25−35 Meat

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (? chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (? chance)*

You acquire an item: deodorant (? chance)*

You acquire an item: homoerotic frat-paddle (? chance)*

You acquire an item: ice-cold Sir Schlitz (? chance)*

You acquire an item: zombie pineal gland (? chance)*

You gain 8 <substat>.

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Occurred at The Mall of Loathing, 28 Days Later.

References

• The hit text "He lurches toward you and smacks you down. Then up. Then back down" is derived from an episode of The Simpsons (Season 14, episode 302) in which Tony Hawk tells Homer, "You're going down, Homer. Then up. Then down. Then back up again. That's how the game is played."
• The hit message 'misty, water-colored memories' is a reference to Barbara Streisand's song "The Way We Were".