Doing the Maths

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Choice adventure number: 1103

Doing the Maths

<a large space of random numbers appearing and disappearing>

<text entry field>

Calculate the Universe

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You take out your calculator and start making a calculation to calculate your current number

<input>
+ lifetimes
+ <moon sign>
× melancholy plus advancement
+ length of your current piece of string
<result>

You consult your table of Numberology for the final digits and...

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

Number	Result
0	Meat: 0
1	item: seal-clubbing club
2	effect: Sleepy (100 Adventures)
3	effect: Confused (100 Adventures)
4	effect: Embarrassed (100 Adventures)
5	effect: Far Out (100 Adventures)
6	effect: Wings (100 Adventures)
7	effect: Beaten Up (100 Adventures)
8	effect: Hardly Poisoned at All (100 Adventures)
9	effect: Knob Goblin Perfume (100 Adventures)
10	effect: Steroid Boost (100 Adventures)
11	Drunkenness: -1 to +3
12	fight Gnollish Gearhead
13	"Nothing seems to happen. Or does it."
14	item: moxie weed (14)
15	Meat: 15
16	item: magicalness-in-a-can (2-3)
17	Adventures: +1
18	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
19	Moxie: ~21
20	Mainstat: ~19-20
21	PvP fights: +1
22	item: pygmy phone number
23	Muscle: ~22
27	Moxie: ~25
30	fight ghuol
33	item: magicalness-in-a-can (1-3)
34	Mainstat: ~38-50
35	Muscle: lose ~38
36	Adventures: +2
37	PvP fights: +3
38	Myst: ?
40	Meat: 40
43	Muscle: ~26
44	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
45	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
47	Moxie: ~44
48	fight your butt
49	Mainstat: gain ~49
50	Myst: lose ~53-57
51	fight War Frat 151st Infantryman
57	Moxie: ~46
58	effect: Teleportitis (10 Adventures)
63	Muscle: ~46-40
66	item: magicalness-in-a-can (2?)
68	Myst: ~33-41
69	Adventures: +3
70	Mainstat: ~77
71	Myst: lose ~70
75	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey
77	item: spooky stick
78	Myst: ~41
83	Muscle: ~50
87	Moxie: ~40-52
88	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
89	Mainstat: ~89
90	Muscle: lose ~97
93	Meat: 93
97	item: magicalness-in-a-can (?)
98	Myst: ~58
99	item: bottle of gin or bottle of rum or bottle of vodka or bottle of whiskey

Notes

• Occurs after casting Calculate the Universe.
• The result is: (<input> + <number of past ascensions> + <Moon sign>) * (<current spleen fullness> + <level>) + <adventures remaining>.
  • Note that if you are coming out of an Actually Ed the Undying run and cast Calculate the Universe on the same day you finished the path, if you used spleen items to go over 15 toxicity while still Ed, then that is the spleen value that will be used in the calculation even after your max spleen size is reset to 15.
• You use the last two digits of the result to find out what you get (so if your result is 4523459, then you use 59).
• Numbers not on the list give the result:

You can't find that number in the chart! Try again.

• What you get is currently being spaded here.
• Ezandora has an easy-to-use numberologometer here: http://noblesse-oblige.org/ezandora/numberology.html.
• On August 31, 2022, a new line started appearing after use:

(Note: Limited to 3 uses in Ronin or Hardcore)