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{{acquire|item=Elf Guard eyedrops|chance=5%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=Elf Guard strategic map|chance=0.5%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]]. | Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]]. | ||
==Notes== | |||
* The [[Elf Guard eyedrops]] and [[Elf Guard strategic map]] are [[conditional drop|conditional drops]], unaffected by [[item drop]] modifiers and cannot be a [[Yellow ray strategy|forced drop]]. | |||
* Internally, both the [[Elf Guard eyedrops]] and [[Elf Guard strategic map]] have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively. | |||
*{{Unwishable}} |
Latest revision as of 08:06, 20 June 2025
Elf Guard strategist | |
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Monster ID | 2409 |
Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000) |
Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000) |
Initiative | 0 |
Meat | None |
Phylum | elf |
Elements | None |
Resistance | None |
Monster Parts | leg, arm, head, torso, ear |
Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs. Elf Guard eyedrops, Elf Guard strategic map |
Manuel Entry | |
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Back home, this elf always knew where things were. Ribbon, glitter, cookies -- a place for everything and everything in its place.
Now he still knows where things are, but the things are different. Tanks, bombs, bombs, guns.
Hit Message(s):
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 2: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 3: Stab you in the <arm>. Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
He determines that the best strategy at the moment is to throw a grenade at your <arm>. Eek! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <arm>. Only a couple of them actually hit it, but it still really hurts. Oof! Ugh! Argh! Ouch! Ow!
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 2: Stab you in the <arm>. Step 3: Stab you in the <arm>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <arm>, but he transposes a couple of digits in the coordinates, so they all shoot a nearby pine tree instead.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you.
He strategically places a grenade at your feet, but you tactically retreat from it before it goes off.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you. (FUMBLE!)
![]() | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
![]() | You acquire an item: Elf Guard eyedrops (5% chance)* |
![]() | You acquire an item: Elf Guard strategic map (0.5% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
Notes
- The Elf Guard eyedrops and Elf Guard strategic map are conditional drops, unaffected by item drop modifiers and cannot be a forced drop.
- Internally, both the Elf Guard eyedrops and Elf Guard strategic map have a 100% drop rate with a 95% and 99.5% rejection rate, respectively.
- This monster cannot be wished for.