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text=This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew. | text=This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew. | ||
|hit=It whacks you with a | |hit=It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. {{ouch|3}} | ||
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. {{ouch| | It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. {{ouch|3}} | ||
It aerates your eye. Yipe! {{ouch|3}} | |||
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! {{ouch|3}} | |||
|critical= | |critical= | ||
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. | It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. {{ouch|3}} | ||
|miss= | |miss= | ||
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe. | It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe. | ||
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge. | It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge. | ||
It tries to aerate you, but you decline. | It tries to aerate you, but you decline. | ||
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging. | It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging. | ||
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It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. | It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. | ||
}} | }} | ||
{{meat|Mval=100}} | |||
{{acquire|item=octopus's spade|chance=2%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=sea radish|chance=10%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=soggy seed packet|chance=30%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=straw hat|chance=2%}} | |||
{{acquire|item=octopus ink bladder|chance=30%}} | |||
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Occurs at [[An Octopus's Garden]]. | |||
==Notes== | |||
*The [[sea radish]] will only drop if you have asked [[Grandpa]] about the octopus. | |||
==References== | |||
*The attack message with "a hoe in different area codes" is a pun that references the Ludacris song [[Wikipedia:Area Codes (song)|Area Codes]]. | |||
*The attack message with the spade is a reference to the song Ace of Spades by Motorhead. | |||
Latest revision as of 04:08, 20 August 2025
| Octopus gardener | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 738 |
| Locations | An Octopus's Garden |
| Hit Points | 600 |
| Attack | 425 |
| Defense | 360 |
| No-Hit | 435 |
| Initiative | 200 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | fish |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head |
| Drops | octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat, octopus ink bladder |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an octopus gardenerThis octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.
Hit Message(s):
It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Ooh! Oof! Ugh!
It aerates your eye. Yipe! Ow! Eek! Ouch!
It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Ooh! Ugh! Oof!
It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. Ouch! Ooh! Ugh!
It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.
It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.
It tries to aerate you, but you decline.
It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.
It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 80-120 Meat (average: 100, stdev: 8.56)* |
 | You acquire an item: octopus's spade (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: sea radish (10% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: soggy seed packet (30% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: straw hat (2% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: octopus ink bladder (30% chance)* |
Occurs at An Octopus's Garden.
Notes
- The sea radish will only drop if you have asked Grandpa about the octopus.
References
- The attack message with "a hoe in different area codes" is a pun that references the Ludacris song Area Codes.
- The attack message with the spade is a reference to the song Ace of Spades by Motorhead.
