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| The [[Eating Cave]] is located on [[Crimbo Rock]], and is also known as the '''Place For Eating'''. | | The '''Place For Eating''' was located on [[CrimboRock]], and is also known as the '''Eating Cave'''. |
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| | ==Items Sold== |
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| | !colspan="2"|Eats |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=twigs and gravel|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 fullness}} |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=shoots and leaves|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 fullness}} |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of unidentifiable goo|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 fullness}} |
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| | !colspan="2"|Firewater |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=fermented honey|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 drunkenness}} |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=moons-shine|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 drunkenness}} |
| | {{RestaurantItem|item=gin|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 drunkenness}} |
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| | ==Notes== |
| | | * Like [[Chez Snootée]] or [[The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery]], most items are consumed immediately, so ascension path restrictions apply. [[Boozetafarian]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy food, and [[Teetotaler]]s and [[Oxygenarian]]s can't buy booze. |
| '''Eats'''
| | *The "pebbles" referred to are meat. |
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| [[Image:crimbowl1.gif|left|Bowl]] twigs and gravel (50 pebbles) | |
| Even though prehistoric food is pretty rough on a modern palate, the hippies would love this dish (and quite frequently, indeed, do eat it). It's a big bowl of twigs, with some gravel mixed in for texture. It's sure to get your colon a-marching.
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| You eat the twigs and gravel. It really doesn't taste worse than most healthy breakfast cereals.<br>
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| You gain 3 Adventures.<br>
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| You gain 5-6 Strongness.<br>
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| You gain 5 Enchantedness.<br>
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| You gain 5-6 Smarm.<br>
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| You gain 3 fullness.
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| [[Image:crimbowl2.gif|left|Bowl]] shoots and leaves (75 pebbles) | |
| The favorite dish of gun-toting panda (or koala) bears everywhere, this is a big bowl of shoots and leaves. All this greenery is sure to be good for your colon, and possibly your semicolon. We were never quite sure how that thing works.
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| When consumed:
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| You eat, shoots, and leaves. Wait, that joke doesn't work in the second person. Never mind..<br>
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| You gain 8-10 Adventures.<br>
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| You gain 7-8 Muscleboundness.<br>
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| You gain 7-8 Magicalness.<br>
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| You gain 7-8 Smarm.
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| [[Image:crimbowl3.gif|left|Bowl]] bowl of unidentifiable goo (100 pebbles) | |
| This appears to be anything a cave-elf might eat -- which includes a good many things we'd rather not mention -- mashed up into a sticky green paste. Happy Crimbo, I guess.
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| When consumed:
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| You eat the unidentifiable goo. It's certainly far from goo-d..<br>
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| You gain 9-13 Adventures.<br>
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| You gain 9 Beefiness.<br>
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| You gain 9 Wizardliness.<br>
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| You gain 10 Cheek.
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| [[Image:crimgourd.gif|left|Gourd]] fermented honey (50 pebbles) | |
| This is bee-spit, harvested from spitting bees and kept in a hole in the ground until all the sugar turned to alcohol. It's sure to give you a killer, wicked buzz.
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| You drink the fermented honey. It packs one sweet wallop -- it's like being candy caned..<br>
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| You gain 4 Adventures.<br>
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| You gain 5 Beefiness.<br>
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| You gain 5 Mysteriousness.<br>
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| You gain 5 Cheek.<br>
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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| You acquire an effect: Sugar Rush
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| (duration: 10 Adventures)
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| [[Image:crimgourd.gif|left|Gourd]] moons-shine (75 pebbles) | |
| In the times before tasty alcoholic beverages were discovered, cave elves would occasionally stumble on a recipe for making booze -- usually by leaving a pile of fruit and vegetables to rot, then drinking whatever leaked out of it. Case in point: this stuff. Hold your nose when you drink it.
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| When consumed:
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| You hold your nose and drink the moonsshine. It has a delicate garbage bouquet, overtones of garbage, with an impudent garbage finish..<br>
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| You gain 6 Adventures.<br>
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| You gain 7 Muscleboundness.<br>
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| You gain 7 Magicalness.<br>
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| You gain 7 Chutzpah.<br>
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| You gain 4 Drunkenness.
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| [[Image:crimgourd.gif|left|Gourd]] gin (100 pebbles) | |
| Oddly enough, gin has existed since the dawn of time. When the first protozoans got together at single cell bars, they drank gin. It's always tasted exactly like a pine branch dipped in kerosene, but it's not quite as strong now as it used to be.
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| You drink the gin. It tastes like gin, only stronger. You hiccup a blue flame..<br>
| | ==See Also== |
| You gain 12-15 Adventures.<br>
| | *[[The Crimbo Cafe]] |
| You gain 9 Beefiness.<br>
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| You gain 9 Magicalness.<br>
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| You gain 9-10 Sarcasm.<br>
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| You gain 5 Drunkenness.
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| ==References== | | ==References== |
| *The joke mentioned in the consumption text for shoots and leaves is: "What eats, shoots, and leaves? A panda." | | *Grog's greeting "Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!" may be a reference to a similar phrase shouted at Will Smith in 'Men In Black' by the little coffee drinking monsters. |
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| | *The currency "pebbles" in this NPC store might refer to an other game called [http://bphipps.hobby-site.com "Realm of Delusion"] whose currency is also pebbles. |
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| [[Category:NPC Stores]] | | [[Category:NPC Stores]] |
