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The purpose of this table is to make [[The Hobo Marketplace]] a little easier to navigate.
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The purpose of this table is to make [[The Hobo Marketplace]] in [[Hobopolis]] a little easier to navigate. Most items in the marketplace require [[hobo nickel]]s to purchase. Navigating the marketplace in-game usually requires a collection of [[hobo code binder|hobo codes]].


==[[Food Went A-Courtin'|Food Court]]==
Food and booze may be purchased at the market; these are consumed immediately (i.e., they do not go into your inventory). For any given adventurer in the dungeon, a maximum of one food item and one booze item can be purchased during a single dungeon instance.


{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center; font-size:smaller"
|-
|-
! rowspan="7"|[[Food Went A-Courtin'|Food Court]]
! colspan="3" | Choices
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Food, Glorious Food|Food]]
! Nickels
! Result
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Food, Glorious Food|Food]]<br />(5 Full)
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Big Merv's Protein Shakes]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Big Merv's Protein Shakes]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a shake (20 hobo nickels)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a shake
| 20
|
*60-80 Adventures
*200-400 {{muscle}}
*5 fullness
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Suddenly Salad!]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Suddenly Salad!]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a salad (20)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a salad
| 20
|
*60-80 Adventures
*200-400 {{mysticality}}
*5 fullness
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Sizzling Weasel On a Stick]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Sizzling Weasel On a Stick]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a weasel (20)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy a weasel
|-
| 20
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Booze, Glorious Booze|Booze]]
|
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill]]
*60-80 Adventures
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some gin (20)
*200-400 {{moxie}}
*5 fullness
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="3"|[[Booze, Glorious Booze|Booze]]<br />(5 Drunk)
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Try the stout (20)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Try the stout
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{muscle}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some corn squeezin's (20)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some corn squeezins
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{mysticality}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Buy some gin
| 20
|
*40-60 Adventures
*500-1000 {{moxie}}
*5 drunkenness
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" | [[Gang of hobo muggers | Muggers]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" colspan="3" | [[Gang of hobo muggers|Muggers]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[gang of hobo muggers]]
| N/A
| style="background:#bbccdd" | (Fight)
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|-
|}
|}


 
==[[Math Is Hard|Shopping]]==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
You can also shop for items in the market. However, only the [[valuable trinket|valuable trinkets]] can be traded in [[The Mall of Loathing]].
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center; font-size:smaller"
|-
! colspan="4" | Choices
! Nickels
! Result
|-
|-
!rowspan="25"|[[Math is Hard|Shopping]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="9"| [[Garment District]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="9"|[[Garment District]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[A Hattery|Hats]]<br />(Power: 200<br />Req: 200 Mox)
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[A Hattery|Hats]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a fedora
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[crumpled felt fedora]] (250)
| 250
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
|[[crumpled felt fedora]]
*+10 [[Familiar Weight]]
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[battered old top-hat]] (150)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a top-hat
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 150
|[[battered old top-hat]]
*[[HP Modifiers|Maximum HP]] +500
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]] (200)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a wide-brimmed hat
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -  
| 200
|[[shapeless wide-brimmed hat]]
*[[HP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 HP per adventure
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 15-20 MP per adventure
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[A Pantry|Pants]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[A Pantry|Pants]]<br />(Power: 200<br />Req: 200 Mox)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[mostly rat-hide leggings]] (200)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some leggings
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 200
|[[mostly rat-hide leggings]]
*[[Combat Initiative]] +40%
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[hobo dungarees]] (150)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some dungarees
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 150
|[[hobo dungarees]]
*[[MP Modifiers|Maximum MP]] +500
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[old patched suit-pants]] (250)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy some suit-pants
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 250
|[[old patched suit-pants]]
*+40 [[Monster Level]]
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +5%
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Hobo Blanket Bingo|Accessories]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Hobo Blanket Bingo|Accessories]]<br />(Req: 200 Mys)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[old soft shoes]] (250)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the shoes
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 250
|[[old soft shoes]]
*+30% [[Items from Monsters|Item Drops from Hobos]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[hobo stogie]] (200)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the stogie
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 200
|[[hobo stogie]]
*+100% Physical Damage against Hobos
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[rope with some soap on it]] (150)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy the soap
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 150
|[[rope with some soap on it]]
*+100% [[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage against Hobos]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="15"|[[Housewares]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="15"| [[Housewares]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Black-and-Blue-and-Decker|Tools]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"| [[Black-and-Blue-and-Decker|Tools]]<br />(Combat Items)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[sharpened hubcap]] (10)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy a sharpened hubcap
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 10
|[[sharpened hubcap]] (400-500 phys. damage, chance of insta-kill)
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[very large caltrop]] (10)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy an extra-large caltrop
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 10
|[[very large caltrop]] (stuns for multiple rounds)
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[The Six-Pack of Pain]] (10)
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| Buy The Six-Pack of Pain
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 10
|[[The Six-Pack of Pain]] (muscle-based damage, delevels)
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Gang of hobo muggers | Combat]]
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="3"| [[Gang of hobo muggers|Combat]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Gang of hobo muggers]]
| N/A
| style="background:#aabbcc" | (Fight)
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="11"|[[Entertainment]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="11"| [[Entertainment]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="7"|[[Instru-mental|Music]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="6"| [[Instru-mental|Music]]<br />(Without class instrument)
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[sealskin drum]] (99)
| style="background:#aabbcc" rowspan="6"| Buy a musical instrument<br />(Class instruments require 150 mainstat)
| 99
|[[sealskin drum]] ([[Seal Clubber|SC]])
*[[Bonus Weapon Damage|Melee Damage]] +20
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[washboard shield]] (99)
| 99
| [[washboard shield]] ([[Turtle Tamer|TT]])
*[[Damage Absorption]] +50
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[spaghetti-box banjo]] (99)
| 99
|[[spaghetti-box banjo]] ([[Pastamancer|P]])
*[[MP Regeneration|Regenerate]] 5-10 MP per adventure
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[marinara jug]] (99)
| 99
|[[marinara jug]] ([[Sauceror|S]])
*[[Bonus Spell Damage|Spell Damage]] +30
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[makeshift castanets]] (99)
| 99
|[[makeshift castanets]] ([[Disco Bandit|DB]])
*+10 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[left-handed melodica]] (99)
| 99
|[[left-handed melodica]] ([[Accordion Thief|AT]])
*[[Bonus Ranged Damage|Ranged Damage]] +25
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[dinged-up triangle]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="1"| [[Triangle, Man (adventure)|Music]]<br />(With class instrument)
| style="background:#aabbcc" rowspan="1"| Buy a triangle
| 10
|[[dinged-up triangle]]
*Combat item that enables you to [[Summon hobo underling|summon a hobo underling]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="3"|[[We'll Make Great...|Pets]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" rowspan="3"|[[We'll Make Great...|Pets]]
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[Everybody's Got Something To Hide | Monkey]]
| style="background:#aabbcc" | [[Everybody's Got Something To Hide|Pets]] (Monkey)
| 1000
| [[hobo monkey]]
*[[Leprechaun]]-type familiar that can steal [[Meat]] too
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| N/A
| [[Glurk]]
* 200 each of {{muscle}}, {{mysticality}} and {{moxie}}
|-
|-
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| style="background:#aabbcc" | Pets
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Gang of hobo muggers | Showgirls]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" colspan="2"| [[Gang of hobo muggers|Showgirls]]
| style="background:#aabbcc" | (Fight)
| N/A
| Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" | [[The Guy Who Carves Driftwood Animals|Driftwood Animals]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" | [[The Guy Who Carves Driftwood Animals|Driftwood Animals]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | 3 [[valuable trinket]]s (10)
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="3"| Buy some crap
| style="background:#bbccdd" | -
| 10
| style="background:#aabbcc" | -
| 3 [[valuable trinket]]s
|-
|-
|}
|}


 
==[[Salud|Health]]==
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" align="center" style="text-align:center"
"Health care" services are also available in the market.
{| cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" border="1" style="text-align:center; font-size:smaller"
|-
! colspan="3" | Choices
! Nickels
! Result
|-
|-
! rowspan="10"|[[Salud|Health]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" colspan="3"| [[Trepanation]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" | [[Trepandation]]
| 0
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Trepandation (effect)|Trepandation]] (20 Adventures)
| [[Trepandation (effect)|Trepandation]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | -
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50%
*[[Bonus Spell Damage]] +50
*Lose 30-48 MP per combat round
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="2"|[[Tanning Salon]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="2"| [[Tanning Salon]]
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Healthy Bronze Glow]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="2"| Get a Deep Tan
| style="background:#bbccdd" | -
| 5
|[[Healthy Bronze Glow]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] +50%
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" | [[Chalky White Pallor]](20 Adventures)
| style="background:#ccddee" colspan="2"| Go Beyond the Pale
| style="background:#bbccdd" | -
| 5
|[[Chalky White Pallor]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Mysticality Modifiers|Mysticality]] +50%
|-
|-
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="7"|[[Another Part of the Market|Self-Improvement]]
| style="background:#ddeeff" rowspan="7"|[[Another Part of the Market|Self-Improvement]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[Let's All Go To The Movies|Educational Films]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[Let's All Go To The Movies|Educational Films]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Educated (Kinda)]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Watch the horror movie
| 5
|[[Educated (Kinda)]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Spooky|Resistance}}
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Educated (Sorta)]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Watch the...other movie
| 5
|[[Educated (Sorta)]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Sleaze|Resistance}}
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[It's Fun To Stay There|YMHA]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="2"|[[It's Fun To Stay There|YMHA]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[The Sweats]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Check out the sauna room
| 5
|[[The Sweats]] (20 Adventures)
*Superhuman {{element|Stench|Resistance}}
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[It Didn't Kill You]] (20 Adventures)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | Check out the weightlifting room
| 5
|[[It Didn't Kill You]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Muscle Modifiers|Muscle]] +50%
|-
|-
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Body Modifications]]
| style="background:#ccddee" rowspan="3"|[[Body Modifications]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Tattoo Shop|Tattoos]]
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Tattoo Shop|Tattoos]] (Get a tattoo)
| 20*N
|Augment your [[Hobo Tattoo]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Gang of hobo muggers | Piercings]] (Fight)
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Gang of hobo muggers|Piercings]]
| N/A
|Fight a [[gang of hobo muggers]]
|-
|-
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Get Hooked Up | Hooked Up]] (20 Adventures) full MP
| style="background:#bbccdd" | [[Get Hooked Up|Hooked Up]]
| 0
|
Restores all MP<br />
[[Hooked Up]] (20 Adventures)
*[[Moxie Modifiers|Moxie]] -100%
*[[MP Restorers|Restores]] 10-15 MP in each of the first five combat rounds
|-
|-
|}
|}


 
[[Category:Guides]]
==Notes==
 
 
<table cellpadding=3 cellspacing=0 border=1px>
<tr>
  <td>[[Big Merv's Protein Shakes]]</td>
  <td>You gain 68-72 Adventures. You gain 246-301 Beefiness. (You gain 5 Fullness.)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Suddenly Salad!]]</td>
  <td>You gain 60-80 Adventures. You gain 287-396 Wizardliness. (You gain 5 Fullness.)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Sizzling Weasel On a Stick]]</td>
  <td>You gain 64-68 Adventures. You gain 239 Smarm. (You gain 5 Fullness.)</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout]]</td>
  <td>You gain 5 Drunkenness. You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 533-960 Strongness.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery]]</td>
  <td>You gain 5 Drunkenness. You gain 40-58 Adventures. You gain 614-966 Enchantedness.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill]]</td>
  <td>You gain 40-52 Adventures. You gain 600-879 Sarcasm. You gain 5 Drunkenness.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Crumpled felt fedora | Fedora]]</td>
  <td>Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +10 to Familiar Weight. Muscle +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Battered old top-hat | Top-Hat]]</td>
  <td>Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum HP +500. Muscle +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Shapeless wide-brimmed hat | Wide-Brimmed]]</td>
  <td>Type: hat. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Regenerate 15-20 HP and MP per adventure. Mysticality +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Mostly rat-hide leggings | Leggings]]</td>
  <td>Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Combat Initiative +40%. Moxie +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Hobo dungarees | Dungarees]]</td>
  <td>Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: Maximum MP +500. Mysticality +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Old patched suit-pants | Suit-Pants]]</td>
  <td>Type: pants. Power: 200. Moxie Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +40 to Monster Level. Moxie +5%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Old soft shoes | Soft Shoes]]</td>
  <td>Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 250 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +30% Item Drops from Hobos</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Hobo stogie | Stogie]]</td>
  <td>Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 200 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Physical Damage against Hobos</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Rope with some soap on it | Soap Rope]]</td>
  <td>Type: accessory. Mysticality Required: 200. Selling Price: 150 Meat. Cannot be traded. Enchantment: +100% Spell Damage against Hobos</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Sharpened hubcap | Hubcap]]</td>
  <td>Type: combat item. 463 damage.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Very large caltrop | Caltrop]]</td>
  <td>Type: combat item. ???.</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[The Six-Pack of Pain | Six-Pack]]</td>
  <td>Type: combat item. 7881 damage?</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Hobo monkey | Monkey]]</td>
  <td>Familiar. Ability: Leprechaun + meat steal</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Valuable trinket | Crap]]</td>
  <td>3 valuable trinkets</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Trepandation (effect) | Trepandation (effect)]]</td>
  <td>Increases spell damage. You lose 30-48 Mana Points (after every combat round).</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Healthy Bronze Glow | Bronze Glow]]</td>
  <td>+50% Moxie</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Chalky White Pallor | White Pallor]]</td>
  <td>+50% Mysticality</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Educated (Kinda) | Educated (Kinda)]]</td>
  <td>Superhuman Spooky Resistance</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Educated (Sorta) | Educated (Sorta)]]</td>
  <td>Superhuman Sleaze Resistance</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[The Sweats | The Sweats]]</td>
  <td>Superhuman Stench Resistance</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[It Didn't Kill You | It Didn't Kill You]]</td>
  <td>Muscle +50%</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Tattoo Shop | Tattoos]]</td>
  <td>Unlocked a new tattoo, or upgrade a current tattoo</td>
</tr>
<tr>
  <td>[[Get Hooked Up | Get Hooked Up]]</td>
  <td>You gain ALL Mana Points. Restores 10-15 MP for each of the first five rounds during combat. -100% Moxie</td>
</table>

Latest revision as of 21:21, 29 February 2016

The purpose of this table is to make The Hobo Marketplace in Hobopolis a little easier to navigate. Most items in the marketplace require hobo nickels to purchase. Navigating the marketplace in-game usually requires a collection of hobo codes.

Food and booze may be purchased at the market; these are consumed immediately (i.e., they do not go into your inventory). For any given adventurer in the dungeon, a maximum of one food item and one booze item can be purchased during a single dungeon instance.

Choices Nickels Result
Food
(5 Full)
Big Merv's Protein Shakes Buy a shake 20
  • 60-80 Adventures
  • 200-400 Fortitude
  • 5 fullness
Suddenly Salad! Buy a salad 20
Sizzling Weasel On a Stick Buy a weasel 20
  • 60-80 Adventures
  • 200-400 Cheek
  • 5 fullness
Booze
(5 Drunk)
Arthur Finn's World-Record Homebrew Stout Try the stout 20
  • 40-60 Adventures
  • 500-1000 Fortitude
  • 5 drunkenness
Mad Jack's Corn Squeezery Buy some corn squeezins 20
Bathtub Jimmy's Gin Mill Buy some gin 20
  • 40-60 Adventures
  • 500-1000 Cheek
  • 5 drunkenness
Muggers N/A Fight a gang of hobo muggers

You can also shop for items in the market. However, only the valuable trinkets can be traded in The Mall of Loathing.

Choices Nickels Result
Garment District Hats
(Power: 200
Req: 200 Mox)
Buy a fedora 250 crumpled felt fedora
Buy a top-hat 150 battered old top-hat
Buy a wide-brimmed hat 200 shapeless wide-brimmed hat
Pants
(Power: 200
Req: 200 Mox)
Buy some leggings 200 mostly rat-hide leggings
Buy some dungarees 150 hobo dungarees
Buy some suit-pants 250 old patched suit-pants
Accessories
(Req: 200 Mys)
Buy the shoes 250 old soft shoes
Buy the stogie 200 hobo stogie
  • +100% Physical Damage against Hobos
Buy the soap 150 rope with some soap on it
Housewares Tools
(Combat Items)
Buy a sharpened hubcap 10 sharpened hubcap (400-500 phys. damage, chance of insta-kill)
Buy an extra-large caltrop 10 very large caltrop (stuns for multiple rounds)
Buy The Six-Pack of Pain 10 The Six-Pack of Pain (muscle-based damage, delevels)
Combat N/A Fight a gang of hobo muggers
Entertainment Music
(Without class instrument)
Buy a musical instrument
(Class instruments require 150 mainstat)
99 sealskin drum (SC)
99 washboard shield (TT)
99 spaghetti-box banjo (P)
99 marinara jug (S)
99 makeshift castanets (DB)
  • +10 damage to Disco Bandit Combat Skills
99 left-handed melodica (AT)
Music
(With class instrument)
Buy a triangle 10 dinged-up triangle
Pets Pets (Monkey) 1000 hobo monkey
Pets N/A Glurk
Pets N/A Fight a gang of hobo muggers
Showgirls N/A Fight a gang of hobo muggers
Driftwood Animals Buy some crap 10 3 valuable trinkets

"Health care" services are also available in the market.

Choices Nickels Result
Trepanation 0 Trepandation (20 Adventures)
Tanning Salon Get a Deep Tan 5 Healthy Bronze Glow (20 Adventures)
Go Beyond the Pale 5 Chalky White Pallor (20 Adventures)
Self-Improvement Educational Films Watch the horror movie 5 Educated (Kinda) (20 Adventures)
  • Superhuman Spooky Resistance
Watch the...other movie 5 Educated (Sorta) (20 Adventures)
YMHA Check out the sauna room 5 The Sweats (20 Adventures)
Check out the weightlifting room 5 It Didn't Kill You (20 Adventures)
Body Modifications Tattoos (Get a tattoo) 20*N Augment your Hobo Tattoo
Piercings N/A Fight a gang of hobo muggers
Hooked Up 0

Restores all MP
Hooked Up (20 Adventures)

  • Moxie -100%
  • Restores 10-15 MP in each of the first five combat rounds