* Combat messages in this area rhyme- see [[anapest combat]].
:* Pickpocketing:
* If you don't have the appropriate effect:
::* You gaffler! Pick-pocket! Sneaker and snaker!<br>You crept up behind them and took like a taker!
:* Remember that devilish folio you read?<br>No, you don't! You don't have it all still in your head!<br>Better find a new one you can read! I swear this:<br>'Til you do, you can't visit the Suburbs of Dis!
:* Familiar acts:
::* Your familiar did something to help in your plight,<br>but you were distracted, with monsters to fight.
==See Also==
::* Your pet did a thing; I don't know what it did.<br>Perhaps it went skiing, or huggled a squid?
*[[Dis in a Jif]]
::* Your pet did a thing; I didn't see it, did you?<br>I guess it just did what they usually do.
:* Healing:
==References==
::* You heal a few damage -- not much, I'll admit,<br>but the hitpoints you've added will help you a bit.
*[[Wikipedia:Dis (Divine Comedy)|The city of Dis]] is the sixth circle of hell in ''The Divine Comedy''.
::* You've got <''1 syllable''> more hit points than you had before!<br>Now go out and fight and get off of the floor!
:* Restoring MP:
::* You've just gotten <X> of your MP restored!<br>Now you can show all those creeps what you've learned!
::* Magical energy floods into your veins!<br>Not a whole lot -- <X> points -- but it's good for your brains.
:* Fumble:
::* You fumble your weapon -- it lands on your bung!<br>It hurts worse than the sting of a bee that has stung!
:* Taking damage:
::* You took <X> damage -- not just to your pride,<br>but also to what keeps your insides inside.
::* It seems that you've lost <X> points of health.<br>I hope you've been saving, so you'll still have your wealth.
:* Doing damage:
::* You do <X> points, and hit your foe in the belly,<br>making it splash like a bag full of jelly.
::* You leap at your foe in a violent blitz,<br>and cut off <''2 syllables''> hit points worth of bits.
::* Your enemy comes off as kind of a klutz, with <''3 syllables''> points worth of steel in their guts.
:* Winning a fight:
::* The beast falls to the ground, 'cause you've taught it a lesson!<br>It won't feel good in the morning, I'm guessin'.
::* The monster explodes in a shower of gore!<br>(Not really, he just kind of falls on the floor.)
:* Muscle stat gains:
::* Your strengthliness went up by <X> points! Hooray!<br>Now find something else to beat up on today.
::* With those <''1 syllable''> extra substats of strength that you found,<br>it won't be much longer 'till muscles abound!
:* Mysticality stat gains:
::* You've got <X> points more brains than a moment ago!<br>In the words of the immortal poet: like, woah.
:* Moxie stat gains:
::* You're a thief in the shadows, a ninja at night!<br>You're <X> moxiousness slyer, all right!
::* <''3 syllables''> points earned toward some new moxie<br>is making you feel increasingly foxy.
:* Familiar gains experience:
::* A grin from your pet makes you feel more than thrilled,<br>Because it implies that you're getting more skilled.
::* A smile from your buddy, your heart fills with joy,<br>You're getting experience, so don't be coy!
:* Getting the jump:
::* Who got the jump? Oh please, who, tell me, who?<br>It wasn't your foe, so it must have been you!
:* Familiar does damage:
::* From violence, familiars will rarely abstain,<br>Yours leaps into the fight, dealing <''1 syllable''> points of pain.
:* Lose HP due to fumble:
::* I don't want to shock you with depictions of gore,<br>but you just dripped <''1 syllable''> points worth of blood on the floor.
Remember that devilish folio you read? No, you don't! You don't have it all still in your head! Better find a new one you can read! I swear this: 'Til you do, you can't visit the Suburbs of Dis!
