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{{battletop|image=Discobandit.gif|a=a|name=LoopyChew (#143493)|text=This Disco Bandit at heart can't-can't-can't control his feet, so don't-don't-don't-don't stop the beat.  There's pe-pe-pe-people in the street, so come on, everybody, and move your feet.
<div style="text-align: center;">[[image:Discobandit.gif|LoopyChew (#143493)]] You're fighting a '''LoopyChew (#143493)'''</div>
 
This Disco Bandit at heart can't-can't-can't control his feet, so don't-don't-don't-don't stop the beat.  There's pe-pe-pe-people in the street, so come on, everybody, and move your feet.
 
Or something.


Or something.}}
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He launches a stick of dynamite at you, while raving madly.  This is brilliant to him, and painful to you.  '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Eek! Oof! Ugh! Ouch!</span>'''
He launches a stick of dynamite at you, while raving madly.  This is brilliant to him, and painful to you.  {{ouch|3}}
 
He hurls a length of string at you while ballroom dancing, and you get all tango'd up in it and trip over.  {{ouch|3}}


He hurls a length of string at you while ballroom dancing, and you get all tango'd up in it and trip over.  '''<span style="color:#FF0000">Eek! Ugh! Argh!</span>'''
He sends the beat in your direction.  You can't stop (can't stop!) can't stop the beat.  {{ouch|3}}




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He hurls a length of string at you, but you quickstep out of the way.
He hurls a length of string at you, but you quickstep out of the way.


He sends the beat in your direction.  You stop the beat and go!


You gain 11-12 {{substat}}.
You gain 11-12 {{substat}}.
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==Notes==
==Notes==
*Initially started as a [[Disco Bandit]].  Has, to date, [[Ascension|ascended]] fifteen times, of which fourteen were [[Hardcore|Hardcore]].  His ascension history to date can be found in his signature in the KoL forums.
*Initially started as a [[Disco Bandit]].  Is on his twenty-eigth [[Ascension]] and his twenty-seventh [[Hardcore|Hardcore Ascension]].  His ascension history to date can be found below.
*Member of the private clan Furniture Warriors.
*Member of Clan Snap.
*Frequent browser and occasional poster to both the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/ Forums] and the [http://community.livejournal.com/soredandsaucery/ Sored and Saucery community] on LiveJournal.  Has been known to pluralize "forums" as "fora" occasionally.
*Frequent browser and occasional poster to both the [http://forums.kingdomofloathing.com/ Forums] and the [http://community.livejournal.com/soredandsaucery/ Sored and Saucery community] on LiveJournal.  Has been known to pluralize "forums" as "fora" occasionally.
*Has unlocked 49 [[tattoo|tattoos]], of which 12 are the standard and one-shiny class tattoos; 24 [[trophy|trophies]], inculding the [[Silver Yeti|Yeti]] [[Golden Yeti|trophies]], [[This Lousy Trophy]], and the [[Friend of Elves|Crimbo]] [[Reindeer Hunter|2006]] trophies; and contributed a marginal amount of meat and booze to the Council's efforts against the Penguin Mafia.
*Has unlocked 57 [[tattoo|tattoos]], of which 18 are the standard, one-shiny, and triple-shiny class tattoos; 26 [[trophy|trophies]], inculding the [[Silver Yeti|Yeti]] [[Golden Yeti|trophies]], [[This Lousy Trophy]], and the [[Friend of Elves|Crimbo]] [[Reindeer Hunter|2006]] trophies; and contributed a marginal amount of meat and booze to the Council's efforts against the Penguin Mafia.
*Goals include being a recognized Haiclue master on forums and, after making all skills HP and attaining an [[Oxygenarian|Oxycore]] suit, reaching L15 and attempting a single, continuous run in [[Fernswarthy's Basement]] until, at least, he reaches the elusive [[n_Bottles_of_Beer_on_a_Golem|-1 Bottles of Beer on a Golem]].  Also on a probably-futile quest to make the term "Spardcore" a commonly-accepted term for Speed Hardcore runs.
*Goals include being a recognized Haiclue master on forums and, after making all skills HP, reaching L15 and attempting a single, continuous run in [[Fernswarthy's Basement]] until, at least, he reaches the elusive [[n_Bottles_of_Beer_on_a_Golem|-1 Bottles of Beer on a Golem]].  Also on a probably-futile quest to make the term "Spardcore" a commonly-accepted term for Speed Hardcore runs.  See also: Spitcore, Spoozecore, and Spockcore.


==Ascension Record==
==Ascension Record==
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# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Opossum]] ([[Moxious Madrigal]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Opossum]] ([[Moxious Madrigal]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Opossum]] ([[Pastamastery]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Opossum]] ([[Pastamastery]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Mongoose]] ([[Leash of Linguini]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Mongoose]] ([[Leash of Linguini (skill)|Leash of Linguini]])
# Level 12 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Wallaby]] ([[Impetuous Sauciness]])
# Level 12 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Wallaby]] ([[Impetuous Sauciness]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Wallaby]] ([[Advanced Saucecrafting]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Wallaby]] ([[Advanced Saucecrafting]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Elemental Saucesphere]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Elemental Saucesphere (skill)|Elemental Saucesphere]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Lunging Thrust-Smack]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Lunging Thrust-Smack]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Eye of the Stoat]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Eye of the Stoat]])
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# Level 12 [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Ambidextrous Funkslinging]])
# Level 12 [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Ambidextrous Funkslinging]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Turtle Tamer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Empathy of the Newt]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Turtle Tamer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Empathy of the Newt]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance (skill)|Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance]])
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[In progress]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[Rage of the Reindeer (skill)|Rage of the Reindeer]])
# Level 14 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Blender]] ([[Immaculate Seasoning]])
# Level 14 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[Flavour of Magic]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Vole]], ([[Super-Advanced Meatsmithing]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Turtle Tamer]], [[Vole]], [[Oxygenarian]] ([[Tenacity of the Snapper (skill)|Tenacity of the Snapper]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Vole]], [[Oxygenarian]] ([[Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Vole]], [[Oxygenarian]] ([[Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction (skill)|Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Sauceror]], [[Platypus]], [[Oxygenarian]] ([[The Way of Sauce]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Vole]], [[Oxygenarian]] ([[Springy Fusilli (skill)|Springy Fusilli]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Pastamancer]], [[Teetotaler]], ([[Transcendental Noodlecraft]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Marmot]] ([[Claws of the Walrus]])
# Level 11 [[Hardcore]] [[Seal Clubber]], [[Oxygenarian]], [[Vole]] ([[Claws of the Otter]])
# Level 15 [[Hardcore]] [[Turtle Tamer]], [[Opossum]], [[Vole]] ([[Tao of the Terrapin]])
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Teetotaler]], [[Vole]] ([[Nimble Fingers]]) (In progress)
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], Sign Unknown ([[Polka of Plenty]]) (Anticipated)
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Teetotaler]], Sign Unknown ([[Smooth Movement]]) (Anticipated)
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Accordion Thief]], [[Teetotaler]], Sign Unknown ([[Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude (skill)|Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude]]) (Anticipated)
# Level XX [[Hardcore]] [[Disco Bandit]], [[Teetotaler]], Sign Unknown ([[Superhuman Cocktailcrafting]]) (Anticipated)
# And somewhere around here I become a drunken sot.

Latest revision as of 21:39, 26 September 2006

LoopyChew (#143493) You're fighting a LoopyChew (#143493)

This Disco Bandit at heart can't-can't-can't control his feet, so don't-don't-don't-don't stop the beat. There's pe-pe-pe-people in the street, so come on, everybody, and move your feet.

Or something.

He launches a stick of dynamite at you, while raving madly. This is brilliant to him, and painful to you. Argh! Ugh! Ooh!

He hurls a length of string at you while ballroom dancing, and you get all tango'd up in it and trip over. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

He sends the beat in your direction. You can't stop (can't stop!) can't stop the beat. Oof! Eek! Ow!


He launches a stick of dynamite at you, but misses and ends up burning the floor.

He hurls a length of string at you, but you quickstep out of the way.

He sends the beat in your direction. You stop the beat and go!

You gain 11-12 <substat>.

Notes

  • Initially started as a Disco Bandit. Is on his twenty-eigth Ascension and his twenty-seventh Hardcore Ascension. His ascension history to date can be found below.
  • Member of Clan Snap.
  • Frequent browser and occasional poster to both the Forums and the Sored and Saucery community on LiveJournal. Has been known to pluralize "forums" as "fora" occasionally.
  • Has unlocked 57 tattoos, of which 18 are the standard, one-shiny, and triple-shiny class tattoos; 26 trophies, inculding the Yeti trophies, This Lousy Trophy, and the Crimbo 2006 trophies; and contributed a marginal amount of meat and booze to the Council's efforts against the Penguin Mafia.
  • Goals include being a recognized Haiclue master on forums and, after making all skills HP, reaching L15 and attempting a single, continuous run in Fernswarthy's Basement until, at least, he reaches the elusive -1 Bottles of Beer on a Golem. Also on a probably-futile quest to make the term "Spardcore" a commonly-accepted term for Speed Hardcore runs. See also: Spitcore, Spoozecore, and Spockcore.

Ascension Record

  1. Level 22 Disco Bandit (Advanced Cocktailcrafting)
  2. Level 13 Hardcore Turtle Tamer, Blender (Amphibian Sympathy)
  3. Level 12 Hardcore Disco Bandit, Blender (Mad Looting Skillz)
  4. Level 11 Hardcore Accordion Thief, Teetotaler, Opossum (Moxious Madrigal)
  5. Level 11 Hardcore Pastamancer, Teetotaler, Opossum (Pastamastery)
  6. Level 11 Hardcore Pastamancer, Teetotaler, Mongoose (Leash of Linguini)
  7. Level 12 Hardcore Sauceror, Teetotaler, Wallaby (Impetuous Sauciness)
  8. Level 15 Hardcore Sauceror, Teetotaler, Wallaby (Advanced Saucecrafting)
  9. Level 11 Hardcore Sauceror, Teetotaler, Vole (Elemental Saucesphere)
  10. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Teetotaler, Vole (Lunging Thrust-Smack)
  11. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Teetotaler, Vole (Eye of the Stoat)
  12. Level 12 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Teetotaler, Vole (Double-Fisted Skull Smashing)
  13. Level 12 Hardcore Disco Bandit, Teetotaler, Vole (Ambidextrous Funkslinging)
  14. Level 11 Hardcore Turtle Tamer, Teetotaler, Vole (Empathy of the Newt)
  15. Level 15 Hardcore Accordion Thief, Teetotaler, Marmot (Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance)
  16. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Teetotaler, Marmot (Rage of the Reindeer)
  17. Level 14 Hardcore Sauceror, Blender (Immaculate Seasoning)
  18. Level 14 Hardcore Pastamancer, Teetotaler, Marmot (Flavour of Magic)
  19. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Vole, (Super-Advanced Meatsmithing)
  20. Level 11 Hardcore Turtle Tamer, Vole, Oxygenarian (Tenacity of the Snapper)
  21. Level 11 Hardcore Disco Bandit, Vole, Oxygenarian (Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation)
  22. Level 11 Hardcore Accordion Thief, Vole, Oxygenarian (Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction)
  23. Level 15 Hardcore Sauceror, Platypus, Oxygenarian (The Way of Sauce)
  24. Level 11 Hardcore Pastamancer, Vole, Oxygenarian (Springy Fusilli)
  25. Level 15 Hardcore Pastamancer, Teetotaler, (Transcendental Noodlecraft)
  26. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Teetotaler, Marmot (Claws of the Walrus)
  27. Level 11 Hardcore Seal Clubber, Oxygenarian, Vole (Claws of the Otter)
  28. Level 15 Hardcore Turtle Tamer, Opossum, Vole (Tao of the Terrapin)
  29. Level XX Hardcore Disco Bandit, Teetotaler, Vole (Nimble Fingers) (In progress)
  30. Level XX Hardcore Accordion Thief, Teetotaler, Sign Unknown (Polka of Plenty) (Anticipated)
  31. Level XX Hardcore Disco Bandit, Teetotaler, Sign Unknown (Smooth Movement) (Anticipated)
  32. Level XX Hardcore Accordion Thief, Teetotaler, Sign Unknown (Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude) (Anticipated)
  33. Level XX Hardcore Disco Bandit, Teetotaler, Sign Unknown (Superhuman Cocktailcrafting) (Anticipated)
  34. And somewhere around here I become a drunken sot.
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