Mother hellseal

Mother hellseal
Monster ID	780
Locations	The Broodling Grounds
Hit Points	150
Attack	150
Defense	130
Initiative	150
Meat	None
Phylum	demon
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, flipper, tail
Drops	torn hellseal sinew, hellseal whisker, hellseal claw, burst hellseal brain, hellseal brain, shredded hellseal hide, hellseal hide, hellseal sinew
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a mother hellseal

Have you ever heard the adage "Never get between a mother bear and her cubs"? There's a similar one referring to Loathingian hellseals, which goes: "Never get between a mother hellseal and her pups, and if you've been killing the pups in question, then I hope you have a stash of spare internal organs somewhere close to hand. And maybe a spare torso to put them in."

Hit Message(s):

She whacks you on the <forehead> with a wooden spoon, then tells you to go clean up your room. Argh! Ouch! Ouch!

She spits on her fin and uses it to rub some dirt off your cheek. Did I mention that seal spit is highly corrosive? Argh! Ugh! Ow!

She chomps on your <forehead> with her razor-sharp teeth, then gives you a stern talking-to. Oof! Eek! Ouch!

She gives you a sound spanking with her fin. Then she sends you to the corner to think about what you've done. Ow! Ouch! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

She smacks you across the face with both fins, then tells you that'll teach you to talk sass to her, and that you need to adjust your attitude or she'll give you something to cry about, mister. Ugh! Oof! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

She whines about how you never call or write. You point out that she's a seal, and you're a human.

She spits on her fin and tries to wipe your face with it, but you tell her to knock it off.

She gives you a stern talking-to, Howard. It doesn't hurt much.

She tries to give you a spanking with her fin, but you point to psychiatric research counterindicating corporal punishment.

Fumble Message:

She sits down to watch her afternoon stories, leaving you with a few moments of peace. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: burst hellseal brain

You acquire an item: shredded hellseal hide

You acquire an item: torn hellseal sinew

You acquire an item: hellseal brain

You acquire an item: hellseal hide

You acquire an item: hellseal sinew

You acquire an item: hellseal whisker

You acquire an item: hellseal claw

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Occurs at The Broodling Grounds

Notes

• Must be called by a hellseal pup.
• ML and rate of occurrence increases for each time a hellseal pup has called
• ML and rate of occurrence decreases if the player loses to the mother hellseal
• ML and rate of occurrence decrease if the player runs away from the mother hellseal, even if it doesn't take a turn.
• ML and rate of occurrence gets reset at rollover
• ML caps after 10 hellseal pups have called and mother hellseals become 100% likely; further hellseal pup calls (via a 4-d camera or Spooky Putty sheet) have no effect.
• HP does not increase as ML increases, only attack and defense
• Only a single quest item of any given type (or its damaged equivalent) will drop per fight.
• The (undamaged) quest items are zappable.
• Non-damaged items are guaranteed to drop in the following circumstances:
  • You are wielding a club in your mainhand (or a two-handed club). Offhand weapon doesn't matter.
  • All damage comes from weapon attacks, or skills that enhance weapon attacks (including Thrust-Smack, Lunging Thrust-Smack, and Bashing Slam Smash). Damage can also come from auto-criticals (like the one caused by Summer Siesta), but not from auto-hit moves (like Shieldbutt, which introduces a second damage source) or skills (like Myst class spells).
  • Because they always have 160 health, Mother hellseals will die in 1 or 2 hits regardless of defense. Ways to do this are: the Sledgehammer of the Vælkyr and Bashing Slam Smash or a 2-handed club with Lunging Thrust-Smack, a 1-handed club and a haiku katana with Summer Siesta, or items that increase Critical Hit Chance and a shield, or gremlin juice with multiple round stunning items. With some simple buffs, any of these kill in 1 hit (eventually).
• Damage caused by familiars (including the Seal Clubber Nemesis Quest familiar), Saucespheres, items, poison, Passive Damage, etc, will, with high probability, ruin the quest items. Elemental damage (as long as it's part of a normal attack, TS, LTS, or BSS) will not ruin quest items. Wads are ok.
  • Non-damaged items can still drop if multiple sources of damage are used, but the probability is very low.
• Monster Levels are equal to 150*1.385^(number of cries).

Calls Versus Monster Level

Number of Calls	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10
Monster Level	207	287	398	551	764	1058	1466	2030	2812	3895
Substat Gain	51.75	71.75	99.5	137.75	191	264.5	366.5	507.5	703	973.75