Octopus gardener

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Octopus gardener
Monster ID	738
Locations	An Octopus's Garden
Hit Points	600
Attack	425
Defense	360
No-Hit	435
Initiative	200
Meat	80-120
Phylum	fish
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head
Drops	octopus's spade, sea radish, soggy seed packet, straw hat, octopus ink bladder
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an octopus gardener

This octopus is at least four times as efficient as a regular gardener. It can hold a rake, spade, shovel, hoe, tiller, aerator, seed bag, and bottle of weed killer all at the same time. So it's basically the Swiss Army knife of gardening, but without the corkscrew.

Hit Message(s):

It whacks you with a hoe, in different area codes. Ooh! Oof! Argh!

It rakes you over the coals. Well, actually, just over the soil. Still, it hurts. Ouch! Ooh! Oof!

It whacks you with a spade. Ace! Eek! Oof! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It whacks you upside the head with a spade and downside the head with a rake. Well, at least the pain is symmetrical. Oof! Oof! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to whack you with a hoe, but you pimp-slap that hoe.

It tries to rake you, but you rakishly dodge.

It tries to aerate you, but you decline.

It tries to whack you with a spade, but you're aces at dodging.

Fumble Message:

It get its tentacles all tangled up in each other, until it falls comically to the ground. Stupid octopus. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: octopus's spade (? chance)*

You acquire an item: soggy seed packet (? chance)*

You acquire an item: straw hat (? chance)*

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Occurs at An Octopus's Garden.

References

• The attack message with "a hoe in different area codes" is a pun that references the Ludacris song Area Codes.