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This smut orc digs trenches and places a series of waterproofed wooden pipes in them, to make the orcish sewer and water system work. And, y' | This smut orc digs trenches and places a series of waterproofed wooden pipes in them, to make the orcish sewer and water system work. And, y''know, to make sure the sewer and fresh water systems are actually two different systems. That's the important part. | ||
{{battle | {{battle | ||
|hit=He digs a trench straight through your {{part}} and carefully lays a length of pipe in there. | |hit=He digs a trench straight through your {{part}} and carefully lays a length of pipe in there. {{ouch|2}} | ||
|miss=He punches a nearby time clock, takes out his lunch, and takes his time eating it. Dang union pipelayers.}} | He hits you with one calloused, work-roughened hand. You almost wish he'd have hit you with the pipe instead. {{ouch|2}} | ||
|critical=He jams a length of pipe into your chest, making your respiratory system part of the orcish sewage system for a few disgusting minutes. {{ouch|3}} {{element|stench}} | |||
|miss=He tries to dig a trench through your {{part}}, but your trenchant protestations make him stop. | |||
He tries to lay into you with a pipe, but you tell him to lay off. | |||
He tries to just haul off and hit you in the face, but he's a pipe layer, not a fighter. | |||
He tries to clobber you with a pipe, but it's not clobberin' time, so he has some peach cobbler instead. | |||
|fumble=He punches a nearby time clock, takes out his lunch, and takes his time eating it. Dang union pipelayers.}} | |||
{{Data:Smut Orc Pipelayer|format=Meat}} | {{Data:Smut Orc Pipelayer|format=Meat}} | ||
Revision as of 06:54, 15 November 2012
This smut orc digs trenches and places a series of waterproofed wooden pipes in them, to make the orcish sewer and water system work. And, y''know, to make sure the sewer and fresh water systems are actually two different systems. That's the important part.
| Smut orc pipelayer | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1231 |
| Locations | The Smut Orc Logging Camp |
| Hit Points | 69 |
| Attack | 69 |
| Defense | 69 |
| No-Hit | 79 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | 28-42 |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | orcish rubber, freshwater pearl necklace, hardening cream |
| Quest | long hard screw, messy butt joint, morningwood plank, raging hardwood plank, thick caulk, weirdwood plank |
| Bounty | length of bent pipe |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a smut orc pipelayerHit Message(s):
He digs a trench straight through your <forehead> and carefully lays a length of pipe in there. Oof! Ugh!
He hits you with one calloused, work-roughened hand. You almost wish he'd have hit you with the pipe instead. Ugh! Argh!
He jams a length of pipe into your chest, making your respiratory system part of the orcish sewage system for a few disgusting minutes. Oof! Eek! Argh! (stench damage)
He tries to dig a trench through your <forehead>, but your trenchant protestations make him stop.
He tries to lay into you with a pipe, but you tell him to lay off.
He tries to just haul off and hit you in the face, but he's a pipe layer, not a fighter.
He tries to clobber you with a pipe, but it's not clobberin' time, so he has some peach cobbler instead.
He punches a nearby time clock, takes out his lunch, and takes his time eating it. Dang union pipelayers. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: orcish rubber (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: morningwood plank (? chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
