Hardening cream

hardening cream

The side of this tube claims it will make you extra-hard. Pffft. You've heard that one before.

Oh, there's a footnote: *In a skin-toughening way.

Well, you've heard that one before too.

Type: spleen item
Toxicity: 1
Selling Price: 11 Meat.
Effect: Really Hard (50 Adventures)Damage Reduction: 50

(In-game plural: hardening creams)

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Obtained From

The Smut Orc Logging Camp

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When Used

You rub the cream all over your body, and stand up really straight.

You acquire an effect: Really Hard (duration: 50 Adventures)

(You gain 1 Spleen.)

History

• Shortly after release, the description was written by CDMoyer instead of Riff:

  Rube this cream on your body and it will make you hard. Oh, come on. Hard as in resistant to damage. Geesh.

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