Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit

Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit

Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit is located in The Department of Shadowy Arts and Crafts.

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• On initial visit:
  • As Disco Bandit:

    "You the new Disco Bandit? Nice to see a new face around. I'm Duncan Drisorderly, the top Disco Bandit in the Department. There's not much happening right now, but check back later and maybe I'll have something for you to do."

  • As Accordion Thief:

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• On subsequent visits:

  "Sorry, [Player], but there's not much going on at the moment. Try back later."

• After getting the A Grave Situation adventure:

  Duncan Drisorderly grins and takes Fernswarthy's key from you. "Nice one, <playername>. Maybe you're not as useless as you look. I'll have one of our more experienced agents check out the tower. I'm feeling generous, so here's some meat. Now, beat it."

You gain 500 Meat.

• After...?

  "Oh, hey, c'mere. I got another job for you. Remember that key I had you go get? Well, it turns out everyone else is too busy to check out the tower. Go figure, huh? So, it looks like it's up to you again. Here's the key, and I'll mark the location of the tower on your map. Go sneak in, and see if you can find Fernswarthy's loot in the wreckage."

"Oh, and a word of warning -- if you were maybe thinking of keeping all the good stuff for yourself, you might wanna ask Frankie We-Cut-All-His-Fingers-Off how we feel about that sort of thing."

You acquire an item: Fernswarthy's key

References

• "Duncan Drisorderly" is a play on the phrase "drunk and disorderly".