Elf Guard convict

Elf Guard convict
Monster ID	2393
Locations	Abuela's Cottage (Contested), A Cafe Divided, The Armory Up In Arms, The Bar At War, The Embattled Factory
Hit Points	75% of Defense
Attack	Player's Buffed Moxie + 15 (cap 10,000)
Defense	Player's Buffed Muscle + 15 (cap 10,000)
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	elf
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso, ear
Drops	1-2 Elf Guard MPCs, Elf Guard hotpants
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an Elf Guard convict

This elf went to prison as a consciencious objector to the war, but then they started drafting prisoners, so I guess the military always gets the last laugh.

Hit Message(s):

He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <throat>. Argh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Eek! (stench damage)

He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to convince some bigger elves to beat you up for him. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a plastic bag full of pruno and squirts it all over your <throat>.

Miss Message(s):

He tries to stab you with a spoon, but it doesn't do any damage because he forgot to sharpen it first.

He pauses to take a big swig from a plastic bag of pruno.

He uses some of the skills he learned in prison to fashion an oven out of trash and bake some cookies.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: Elf Guard hotpants (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Elf Guard patrol cap (?% chance)*

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Occurs at A Cafe Divided and The Armory Up In Arms.