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Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]]. | Occurs at [[Abuela's Cottage (Contested)]], while wearing [[Crimbuccaneer Rigging]]. | ||
Revision as of 19:47, 17 December 2023
| Elf Guard strategist | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 2409 |
| Locations | Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while in Crimbuccaneer Rigging |
| Hit Points | 75% of Defense |
| Attack | Player's Buffed Moxie + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Defense | Player's Buffed Muscle + 85 (cap 10,000) |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | elf |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | leg, arm, head, torso, ear |
| Drops | 1-2 Elf Guard MPCs. Elf Guard eyedrops, Elf Guard strategic map |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Elf Guard strategistBack home, this elf always knew where things were. Ribbon, glitter, cookies -- a place for everything and everything in its place.
Now he still knows where things are, but the things are different. Tanks, bombs, bombs, guns.
Hit Message(s):
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <head>. Step 2: Stab you in the <head>. Step 3: Stab you in the <head>. Argh! Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Argh!
He determines that the best strategy at the moment is to throw a grenade at your <head>. Ow! Ow! Ow! Oof! Ooh!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <head>. Only a couple of them actually hit it, but it still really hurts. Eek! Argh! Ow! Ow! Ooh!
He forms a three part plan. Step 1: Stab you in the <head>. Step 2: Stab you in the <head>. Step 3: Stab you in the <head>. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Argh! Ooh! Eek! Ouch!
He directs an entire Elf Guard battallion to shoot you in the <head>, but he transposes a couple of digits in the coordinates, so they all shoot a nearby pine tree instead.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you.
He strategically places a grenade at your feet, but you tactically retreat from it before it goes off.
He forms a detailed plan, but the plan does not survive first contact with the enemy, which is you. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire 1−2 Elf Guard MPCs |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard eyedrops (?% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Elf Guard strategic map (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Abuela's Cottage (Contested), while wearing Crimbuccaneer Rigging.
