Evil Teddy Bear

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Familiar number: 62
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Evil Teddy Bear
Need some protection? Let him be your teddy bear Just don't turn your back.

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Ability: Attacks opponent and blocks opponent's attacks simultaneously, but loses experience when it does so

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: evil teddy bear

Familiar-Specific Equipment: evil teddy bear sewing kit

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message:
  

<name> leaps at your opponent, sinking its fel felt claws and teeth into his head, causing X damage. Your opponent rips <name> off of him violently, causing stuffing to go flying.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  

<name> winks like an evil leprechaun from under the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  

<name> does a Danse Macabre around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

<name>'s fangs poke through the wax lips.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an obstacle course:

<name> has a tough time with the mud pits in the obstacle course, because he keeps soaking up the mud instead of running through it.

References

• The second line of the haiku is a reference to the Elvis Presley song, "Teddy Bear."
• The third line of the haiku is a reference to the Blue Õyster Cult song, "Don't Turn Your Back."
• The miniature gravy-covered maypole message is a reference to the Stephen King book, "Danse Macabre", by turning "Danse" into Dance, and the fact that it's an EVIL teddy bear, and the book is a) About the history of the horror film genre, and b) Written by Stephen King.