Evil Teddy Bear

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Familiar number: 62
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Evil Teddy Bear
Need some protection? Let him be your teddy bear Just don't turn your back.

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Ability: Attacks opponent and blocks opponent's attacks simultaneously, but loses experience when it does so

Throne/Bjorn: Unknown

Hatchling: evil teddy bear

Familiar-Specific Equipment: evil teddy bear sewing kit

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message:

  <name> leaps at your opponent, sinking its fel felt claws and teeth into his head, causing X damage. Your opponent rips <name> off of him violently, causing stuffing to go flying.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> winks like an evil leprechaun from under the Tam O'Shanter.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> does a Danse Macabre around the maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name>'s fangs poke through the wax lips.

Arena Messages

• When entered in an obstacle course:

  <name> has a tough time with the mud pits in the obstacle course, because he keeps soaking up the mud instead of running through it.

References

• The second line of the haiku is a reference to the Elvis Presley song, "Teddy Bear."
• The "Danse Macabre" mentioned in the miniature gravy-covered maypole message is a reference to either the medieval allegory on the universality of death, the tone poem by Camille Saint-Saëns, the book by Stephen King, or a reference to the song by The Faint, "Danse Macabre".
• Teddy bears in the Super Nintendo game EarthBound were used to absorb damage, and died after taking a few hits.
• The Evil Teddy Bear may also be a reference to the Tediz Bastards from the video game, "Conker's Bad Fur Day."