Fuzzy Dice

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Fuzzy Dice
Groovy plushness, but What does it do? Better ask "What doesn't it do?"

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Ability: Mostly attacks enemies, but sometimes attacks you, gives you meat, HP, or MP, delevels enemies, or keeps enemies from attacking

Throne/Bjorn: All attributes +10, sometimes stuns opponent

Hatchling: fuzzy dice

Familiar-Specific Equipment: meatcar model

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message(s):

  <name> begins to roll.

  Snake Eyes! <name> turns into a snake, and bites you in the foot.

  You lose X hit points.

  Three. <name> begins to glow with an unearthly blue light.

  You gain X Mana Points.

  Four. <name> grows a coating of nasty-looking spikes, and slams into your opponent for X damage.

  Five. <name> glares at your opponent menacingly. A calm fills the air.

  Monster attack power reduced by X/2

  Six. <name> rolls up next to you and soothes some of your wounds.

  You gain X hit points.

  Seven. <name> twitches for a little while, but does nothing interesting.

  Eight. <name> forgets what eight was for, and does nothing.

  Nine. <name> trips your opponent. Trippy.

  Ten. <name> loans you 10 Meat.

  You gain 10 Meat.

  Eleven. <name> bashes into your opponent, doing 2X damage. It's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

  Boxcars! <name> turns into a box of cars, and they all run over you.

  You lose X hit points.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <Name> rolls for initiative. It makes the check, and your opponent has to wait until the next round to attack

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> finally remembers what eight is for. It's for rifling your slain foe's pockets.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <name> swings around the maypole on his string, careful to not get gravy on his fuzz.

• With wax lips equipped:

  <name> grins with his wax lips. How he manages to roll with the wax lips stuck on one side, we don't know.

Arena Messages

• None - familiar has no weaknesses.

Notes

• In all cases, X is the familiar's weight.
• The dice will act approximately 30% of the time, regardless of weight.
• The probability of rolling any of the numbers is the same as if you were to actually roll 2 dice.

References

• The results for eight are a reference to the song "Kiss Off" by the Violent Femmes, which features the lyric "8, 8, I forget what 8 was for".