Goth Giant

The pain in his soul is only equal to the pain in your <forehead> after he kicks it. Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ooh! Ow! Ow!

The dark rain of depression weighs him down -- almost as much as the smack weighs you down when he lays it on you. Ugh! Ouch! Eek! Oof! Ow! Ouch!

The miasma of his rainy soul compels him to stomp you into the pavement. Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!

He pops a pimple and buries you under a mountain of pus. Ewww. Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

The pain in his soul is too great for him to even contemplate hitting you.

The pain of depression weighs him down too much for him to contemplate hitting you.

The miasma of his rainy soul impedes his desire to hit you.

He pops a pimple, but you dodge the geyser of pus.

He grabs a nearby bottle of pills and swallows all of them, determined to end the pain inside of him by taking his life. He drops the bottle, then runs away. You read the label: "Super-powered Chocolate-flavored Laxative."

You gain 124−183 Meat (average: 151.7, stdev: 12.9)*

You acquire an item: thin black candle (29.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: Warm Subject gift certificate (28.6% chance)*

You acquire an item: awful poetry journal (29.0% chance)*

You gain 26 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.