Goth Giant

Goth Giant
Monster ID	174
Locations	The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor), The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Retired)
Hit Points	150
Attack	130
Defense	117
No-Hit	140
Initiative	40
Meat	120-180
Phylum	humanoid
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	awful poetry journal, thin black candle, Warm Subject gift certificate
Manuel	giant tube of black lipstick
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a Goth Giant

This giant is dressed in only three colors: black, the color of his soul; white, the color of bone; and red, the color of sweet, sweet blood. Oh, and pink, the color of acne that comes from caking on white makeup all the time.

Hit Message(s):

The pain in his soul is only equal to the pain in your <arse> after he kicks it. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ow! Oof!

The dark rain of depression weighs him down -- almost as much as the smack weighs you down when he lays it on you. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Oof!

The miasma of his rainy soul compels him to stomp you into the pavement. Eek! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

He pops a pimple and buries you under a mountain of pus. Ewww. Ooh! Argh! Ow! Ow! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He starts to dance a mopey, shuffle-footed dance, singing about how love will tear him apart. You're not sure how he would know, but that doesn't matter when he shuffles his feet right over you. Eek! Ow! Ow! Ugh!

Miss Message(s):

The pain in his soul is too great for him to even contemplate hitting you.

The pain of depression weighs him down too much for him to contemplate hitting you.

The miasma of his rainy soul impedes his desire to hit you.

He pops a pimple, but you dodge the geyser of pus.

Fumble Message:

He grabs a nearby bottle of pills and swallows all of them, determined to end the pain inside of him by taking his life. He drops the bottle, then runs away. You read the label: "Super-powered Chocolate-flavored Laxative." (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 124−183 Meat (average: 151.7, stdev: 12.9)*

You acquire an item: awful poetry journal (29.0% chance)*

You acquire an item: thin black candle (29.2% chance)*

You acquire an item: Warm Subject gift certificate (28.6% chance)*

You gain 26 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky.

Notes

• There exists a stuffed version of this monster.

References

• "Love will tear him apart" is a direct reference to the song Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division, a post-punk band popular among the Goth crowd.