Government scientist

Government scientist
Monster ID	1633
Locations	The Secret Government Laboratory
Hit Points	150
Attack	200
Defense	200
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	experimental serum G-9, heavy-duty clipboard, battery-powered drill
Manuel	grimy lab coat
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a government scientist

As you walk into one of the little laboratories in the building, you see a scientist hunched over a microscope, peering into it intently. You cough to announce your presence, and she spins around. You're relieved to not see madness in her eyes--then less relieved when you see that's because one eye has been replaced with a complex and grotesque array of circuitry. There's plenty of madness in the one remaining eye, actually, now that you look at it. You notice her hair is matted and grimy, and there are curious stains on her lab coat.

She holds a finger up to her lips, which are twitching unpleasantly, and while she does that her other hand grips the microscope and prepares to hurl it at you.

Hit Message(s):

She lights a bunsen burner and ignites your throat with it. Ugh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Argh! Eek! Ooh!

She swabs you with a deadly pathogen. You vomit profusely. Eek! Ow! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ouch! Eek!

She breaks the top off an Erlenmeyer flask and slashes you with it. Ouch! Oof! Oof!

She whips microscope slides at you like tiny glass shuriken. Yeowch! Eek! Eek! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

She opens her mouth in a silent scream. Her dreadlocked hair stands on end and multiple scalpels, shards of broken glass, and various electrical accouterments rise into the air, and hurl themselves at you. (CRITICAL HIT!)

Miss Message(s):

She gestures to the microscope and to your crotch. You feel like you should be offended, but you laugh it off.

She slashes at you with a broken Erlenmeyer flask, but you dodge.

She whips a broken petri dish at you, but the amoebae living in there unbalance its flight and she misses.

Fumble Message:

She opens her mouth in a silent scream. The lights in the room start to blink on and off, and all the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. Before she can unleash telekinetic hell, though, she has a coughing fit and has to stop. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 23−27 Meat

You acquire an item: experimental serum G-9 (% chance)*

You acquire an item: heavy-duty clipboard (% chance)*

You acquire an item: battery-powered drill (% chance)*

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Occurs at The Secret Government Laboratory.

Notes

• The battery-powered drill only drops if the 3.14 protocol has been activated at A Mysterious Control Panel