Hobelf (WC)

You open the bathroom door and find a grizzled hobo elf giving himself a sponge bath in the sink. He shouts, "Eeek! You brute!" and bum rushes you.

Miss message: He starts to stab you with a candy cane, but decides to eat it, instead. He stops to stuff a nearby stocking.

You acquire an item: bottle of rum (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: white lightning (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Mad Train wine (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: candy cane (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: eggnog (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Wint-O-Fresh mint (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbo fudge (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbo peppermint bark (?% chance)*

You acquire an item: Crimbo candied pecan (?% chance)*