"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."
"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."
*If you have been given the [[Dwarven Factory Quest]] (first time only):
"Off to one side of the work face, you spot a tunnel entrance that looks like it might lead to the Dwarves' factory complex."
{{Adventure|name=Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine|drops=[[asbestos ore]], [[chrome ore]], [[linoleum ore]], 3 {{plural|meat stack}}, [[stone of eXtreme power]], [[baconstone]], [[hamethyst]], [[porquoise]], [[lump of diamond]]|image=mattock.gif|note1=Not all the items drop at once, and there is some patterning involved in the drops; see the adventure page for details.|note2=You can potentially lose HP, or get nothing, instead of getting items.}}
{{Adventure|name=Inside of Itznotyerzitz Mine|drops=[[asbestos ore]], [[chrome ore]], [[linoleum ore]], 3 {{plural|meat stack}}, [[stone of eXtreme power]], [[baconstone]], [[hamethyst]], [[porquoise]], [[lump of diamond]]|image=mattock.gif|note1=Not all the items drop at once, and there is some patterning involved in the drops; see the adventure page for details.|note2=You can potentially lose HP, or get nothing, instead of getting items.}}
Itznotyerzitz Mine is in Mt. McLargeHuge. If you had some Mining Gear, you could do some mining here. If your main stat isn't high enough, you will see the following message, unless you are wearing Mining Gear:
As you near the Mine, your knees get weak -- you appear to have developed a sudden fear of depths.
(You must have at least 53 <Stat> to adventure here.)
Note: This adventure is sometimes triggered by adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover in your inventory.
In Disguise
Enter Itznotyerzitz Mine
"Dressed in your Mining Gear, you stride past the 7-Foot Dwarves who guard Itznotyerzitz Mine. You walk deep into one of the shafts, and find a nice, quiet place to mine."
Adventuring here with a ten-leaf clover (when not in disguise) will give you either the Either Ore adventure (less likely) or the A Real Gem adventure (more likely).
Itznotyerzitz Mine, when pronounced, sounds like, "It's not yours, it's mine."
The 7-foot dwarves are no doubt partly a play on the seven dwarfs. It is not a reference to the movie Happily Never After, which actually came out after their insertion into the game. Furthermore, it is simply quite ironic to have a 7-foot tall "dwarf," when the word typically indicates someone shorter than usual.
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