Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen

Jarlsberg's Cosmic Kitchen can be found in Your Campsite under the Avatar of Jarlsberg path.

Jarlsberg can create a cosmic six-pack (once per day?) without any ingredients:

You lazily twirl your fingers. Cosmic water molecules coalesce into a writhing mass, and you curdle it into a six-pack of cheap domestic beer.

You acquire an item: cosmic six-pack

Basic cooking involves using Jarlsberg's cooking skills on cosmic ingredients.

	cosmic egg	cosmic dough	cosmic vegetable	cosmic cheese	cosmic potted meat product	cosmic potato	cosmic cream	cosmic fruit
Boil	consummate hard-boiled egg	consummate bagel	consummate soup
Fry	consummate fried egg				consummate bacon	consummate french fries
Chop		consummate hot dog bun	consummate salad
Slice		consummate sliced bread	consummate corn chips	consummate cheese slice				consummate strawberries
Bake		consummate brownie		consummate melted cheese	consummate meatloaf	consummate baked potato
Grill		consummate toast			consummate steak
Freeze					consummate cold cuts		consummate ice cream	consummate sorbet
Blend	consummate egg salad		consummate salsa		consummate frankfurter		consummate whipped cream
Curdle		passable stout	consummate sauerkraut			acceptable vodka	consummate sour cream	adequate rum

Jarlsberg can also craft chefstaves from cosmic ingredients:

Ingredient	Chefstaff
cosmic egg	Staff of the Healthy Breakfast
cosmic dough	Staff of the Staff of Life
cosmic vegetable	Staff of the Light Lunch
cosmic cheese	Staff of the Standalone Cheese
cosmic potted meat product	Staff of the All-Steak
cosmic potato	Staff of the Hearty Dinner
cosmic cream	Staff of the Cream of the Cream
cosmic fruit	Staff of Fruit Salad

Advanced dishes can be created from basic ones:

Ingredients				Result	Required Skills
		something...	something...	immaculate grilled cheese	?
		consummate ice cream	consummate brownie	immaculate ice cream sandwich
		consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	immaculate hot dog
		consummate egg salad	consummate sliced bread	immaculate egg salad sandwich
	something...	something...	something...	perfect sandwich	?
	consummate salad	consummate hard-boiled egg	consummate cold cuts	perfect chef salad
	something...	something...	something...	perfect breakfast	?
	consummate hot dog bun	consummate frankfurter	consummate sauerkraut	sublime deluxe hot dog
	consummate soup	consummate steak	consumate baked potato(?)	sublime stew
consummate corn chips	consummate salsa	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	sublime nachos
consummate fried egg	consummate bagel	consummate cheese slice	consummate bacon	Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich
consummate baked potato	consummate bacon	consummate melted cheese	consummate sour cream	Loaded Baked Potato
consummate ice cream	consummate whipped cream	consummate strawberries	consummate brownie	Omega Sundae
		mediocre lager	consummate sauerkraut	Die Sauerlager(?)
		passable stout	consummate cold cuts	Bologna Lambic
		acceptable vodka	consummate hot dog bun	Vodka Dog
		acceptable vodka	consummate sour cream	Disappointed Russian
		acceptable vodka	consummate salsa	Chunky Mary
		adequate rum	consummate melted cheese	Nachojito
		adequate rum	consummate french fries	Le Roi
		adequate rum	consummate fried egg	Over Easy Rider